YEAAAARG!    THE WIZARDS INC. .                     .PRESENT IN 1988 : OUR NEW
INTRO CALLED THE FATE OF A LOOSER .                .THIS SMALL INTRO WAS CODED
BY THE DARK LORD, WHO ALSO MADE THE BLOODY LOOSER PICTUER (LOOSER FAN CLUB -
TELL ME A LOOSER AND I SEND HIM A BOMB...) - THE SOUND WAS DONE BY THERON OF
ACADEMY (THANKS PAL). BY THE WAY - THIS IS THE DARK LORD ON THE KEYBOARD HERE...
SO WHAT AM I GOING TO TALK ABOUT NOW ? WRONG - NOT THE GREETINGS - (BE SURE TO
SEE THEM SOON ENOUGH) BUT NOW COMES : THE MEMBERLIST OF THE WIZARDS. THEY ARE :
HANIG - VAN HALEN - SNOOPY - D.A.R.Y.L. - AND ME - THE NEW MEMBER ( GUESS MY
NAME ) ( OK OK THIS QUESTION IS TOO TOUGH FOR YOU STUPID LOOSERBABY SO I TELL
YOU WHAT IT IS : MY NAME IS THE DARK LORD ! (OH NO I COULDN'T HAVE GUESSED THAT
!)..ENOUGH OF THE SHIT TALKING..) BY THE WAY, IF YOU PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSE
BUTTON NOW YOU WILL SEE THIS SCROLL STOPPING, IF YOU PRESS THE LEFT ONE YOU CAN
ENJOY YOURSELF AT THE SIGHT OF THE BLANK CLI SCREEN. BRAVE BOY YOU GUESSED IT
THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON QUITS !!! SUPER, EH ? I ALSO INCLUDED A SPECIAL, VERY
SPECIAL HOT-KEY COMBINATION IN THIS SCROLL - IT IS CRTL-AMIGA-AMIGA AND GUESS
WHAT IT DOES !    ( TIME TO THINK )   YES YOU ARE ONCE AGAIN RIGHT ! R E S E T !
GUESS WHAT IMMENSE AMMOUNT OF CODE IT MUST HAVE TAKEN TO INCLUDE THIS
SUUUUUPERFUNKTION... OK ENOUGH OF THIS JOKING AROUND SOME HINTS AS TO
LOOSER-TORTURING (WILL BE PART OF THE 1992 SUMMER OLYMPICS..) THIS IS WHAT I DID
WITH A LOCAL LOOSER CALLED 'PETER X.' (I CHANGED THE NAME SO THAT THE INNOCENT
ARE PROTECTED...) HE WANTED SOME THINGS FROM ME. SO I GAVE HIM SOMETHING. THE
FIRST DISK WAS A UTILITY DISK - FINE - BUT WITH MY INTRO ON IT SAYING THAT
'PETER X' IS A SUPERGREAT SLIMY ASSHOLE (SOME GERMAN WORDS : KANACKENARSCH
BRUNZKACHEL SCHEISSDEPP KACKARSCH WIXFROSCH ... ) AND I PROTECTED THE WHOLE DISK
SO THAT HE WOULD BE UNABLE TO DELETE THIS INTRO... GUESS WHY NOONE ELSE IN OUR
CITY HAS A COPY OF THIS DISK.... I REALLY DON'T KNOW... WELL, ON THE SECOND DISK
WAS - A QUITE HARMLESS GAME (MOTORBIKE SHITNESS) - BUT I COPIED IT ON A
NOT-FORMATED SINGLE-SIDED NONAME-DISK WITHOUT VERIFY - GUESS HOW MANY TRACKS
WERE ERRORFREE - N O N E   A T   A L L !!! OK AND ON THE THIRD DISK HE GOT : A
SIMPLE BOOTBLOCK INTRO SAYING 'QUARTEX PRESENTS AFTERBURNER' (SORRY FOR USING
YOUR NAME GUYS) AND THEN GAME A NICE SMALL INTRO SAYING ' HELLO, YOUR DISK HAS
JUST BEEN INFECTED WITH A NEW VIRUS...' (AND OF COURSE, NOTHING ELSE WAS ON THE
DISK...) HAVE NO FEAR - I WOULD NEVER WRITE A VIRUS - BUT I JUST COULDN'T STAND
THE TEMPTATION TO MAKE THIS GAG. WELL, ON THE NEXT DAY HE BROUGHT BACK THE DISK
WITH THE FAKE-VIRUS (HE KNEW THAT IT WAS A FAKE) SO I PUT EXCALIBUR FINAL ON THE
DISK AND I CHANGED IT WITH A DISKMONITOR A LITTLE BIT - SO THAT WHENEVER YOU
LOAD IT IN THE GAME COMES THE NOTE 'PETER THE ASSHOLE' AND SO ON... I STILL HAD
ONE OF HIS DISKS - THIS WAS HIS DOOM. WE ALL KNOW THE GREAT SUUUPER GAME 'RETURN
OF THE MUTANT CAMELS' - WELL AFTERWARDS IT READ 'RETURN OF THE MUTANT PETER'
WITH SOME ADHANCED GRAPHICS AND OF COURSE SOME VERY VERY FRIENDLY MESSAGES IN
THE GAME... HAHAHA IT WAS REALLY GREAT FUN. I DON'T KNOW WHY SINCE THEN HE
DOESN'T GIMME ANY DISKS ANYMORE... WHY PETER WHY ???? ANYWAY, HERE ARE SOME MORE
HINTS AS TO LOOSERS : KILL SOME BYTES IN THE LAST (OR IN ANY BUT NOT THE FIRST)
LEVEL OF A GAME SO WHEN THE GAME LOADS THE LEVEL IT WILL CRUSH... - WRITE A
TIMEBOMB ON A DISK WITH NO WRITE-PROTECTION. ( YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ?
WRITE A PROGRAMM THAT COUNTS HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE LOADED THIS DISK - AND THEN
AT BOOT 5 SIMPLY ERASE THE DISK. FINE, EH ???) - ANOTHER METHOD : MAKE A ERROR
IN THE HISCORE BLOCK... - COPY PRINCIPALLY ONLY PROGRAMMS THAT NEED 2MB OR 2
DISK DRIVES SO THE POOR,POOR A500 LOOSER WITH HIS OUTRAGEOUS SUPER EXTENDED
512KB RAM WILL HAVE SEVERAL PROBLEMS... - COPY 'CRACKED' VERSIONS WHO REQUIRE A
DONGLE.... - COPY JUST NOTHING BUT THE OOOLDEST OOOLDEST STUFF. IF YOU HEED THIS
COUNSEL YOU WILL HAVE MY DARK APPROVAL...OK, ENOUGH OF THE HATE. NOW A LITTLE
POEM FOR YOU !!! THIS POEM IS MY PERSONAL - D.A.R.K. - HYMN... THE WORLD NOW
STANDS ANCIENT, SHOWING HER AGE - ANTIQUE , SENILE , ARCHAIC - PERORATION
IMPENDING, NOT ONE TO ASSUAGE - THE HUMAN REMNANTS OF THE EARTH - PANDEMIC WINDS
CHILL THE SOUL - ERADICATION OF THE WILL - NIHILISM EXTRACS ITS TOLL -
FRIGHTENING THE MEEKLY SERVILE - SACROSANT, THE RELIGIOUS ONES - ARE FAST
BECOMING EXTINCT - CHAOTIC PRECURSORS OF WHAT WILL BEFALL - PERMEATE THE NIGHT
AIR - THE FEAR OF THE END PREYS ON IN THEIR MIND - OF ALL THOSE SOON-TO-BE DEAD
- WITH DEATH AT THE HANDS OF A HIDEOUS FIEND - A GRISLY FATE TO COMPREHEND - D E
A T H - THE CITY IS GUILTY - THE CRIME IS LIFE - THE SENTENCE IS DEATH -
DARKNESS DECENDS !!!!! THE CITY IS GUILTY - THE CRIME IS LIFE - THE SENTENCE IS
DEATH - DARKNESS DECENDS !!!!! INTERNAL COMBUSTION, PLUTONIC RAGE - THE BODIES
CREATE THEIR OWN HELL - THE FLAME FROM WITHIN, UNLEASHED FROM ITS CAGE - PURGING
THE GREAT SINS OF ALL - ADMISSIONS OF GUILT ARE ALL THAT ARE SOUGHT - BY JUDGES
WHO HAVE TWISTED THE LAWS - THE QUICK ABROGATION OF THE POPULACE - STRIKING WITH
GREAT ENMITY - LISTENING TO WAYS IN WHICH WE WILL DIE - AS THE PROPHETS CLAIM WE
WILL SOON - SELF-IMMOLATION THAT'S UNJUSTIFIED - STYGIAN SHORES AHEAD LOOM - THE
COFFINS ARE READY, THE DEATH WARRANT SIGNED - DEPRESSION HAS SWIFTLY SET IN -
INIMICIAL POWERS AGAINST HUMANKIND - THIS CARNELHOUSE INSANGUINED - F E A R THE
CITY IS GUILTY - THE CRIME IS LIFE - THE SENTENCE IS DEATH - DARKNESS DECENDS
!!!!! THE CITY IS GUILTY - THE CRIME IS LIFE - THE SENTENCE IS DEATH - DARKNESS
DECENDS !!!!! YEAAAA! D A R K N E S S  -  D E C E N D S !!! THIS TEXT WAS OF
COURSE TAKEN FROM THE BEST SONG EVER TO BE MADE : THE SONG IS CALLED 'DARKNESS
DECENDS' AND THE GROUP IS 'DARK ANGEL' !!! (FOR FREAKS : MUSIC BY DURKIN AND
HOGLAN , TEXT BY GENE HOGLAN (THE BEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIMES) DARK ANGEL -
DEFINITLY THE BEST GROUP THERE EVER WILL BE.. AND NOW FINALLY THE WIZARDS SEND
MAGIC GREETINGS TO : HIGH QUALITY CRACKINGS - MEGAFORCE - ACKERLIGHT -  QUARTEX
- THE CURE - AXXESS - WORLD OF WONDERS - THE QUEST - THE KNIGHT HAWKS - DEF JAM
- BFBS - QUORAM AND BAMIGA SECTOR ONE - I.C.I. - G.S.C. AND SINNERS - OKS IMPORT
DIVISION - THRUST - TSK CREW - HOTLINE - RAGE AND DYNAMIC SYSTEMS - CBC AND THE
BAND - TRISTAR - ALPHA FLIGHT - PROPHETS - MR. EXPO - DIGITAL TASK - GIGAFL00PS
AND DOMINATORS - 007 FACTORIES - SPHINX - ANTITRAX 2000 - INTEGOR - BIG AC -
RANDOM ACCESS - EXPLORER - ASTRON - THE NIGHTHAWK GROUP - TESA - HAWK - TRIOLOGY
U.S.A. - RISKY BUISNESS BOYS - MADONNA 1933 - RAW DEAL - ECM 19871 - NATO - WCS
- SHARKS - TEAM NORWAY - HAUG - REEHUNTER - 16 BIT - ECC - BLACK COPY - VISION -
THE MAGIC HANDS - THE LAST GENERATION - MCS - AMIGA VICE - BILBO IND. -
ACCESSION - UNHIP AND THE FLOOPIES - NSC - ABIGAIL - FREEDOM FORCE OF SUNRIDERS
- THERION / ACADEMY - ANC -  AND ALL THE OTHERS. SPECIAL - DARK - GREETINGS FROM
THE DARK LORD TO : --- THE FIELDS OF THE NEPHILIM --- SIMPLY FOR GIVING THE
BEST CONCERT IN MY LIFE....