JUDDER JUDDER... ANOTHER S.T PORT OVER??                       NO!  THIS IS
PHIL! OF B.S.S WITH MY LATEST DEMO... ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING,MAINLY BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN CODING A GAME ON THE C64 IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE SOME DOSH.. O.K ITS NOT
THE MOST INSPIRING DEMO IN THE WORLD BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF MY ORIGINAL IDEA
WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT.. MORE OF THAT LATER... GRAB A JOYSTICK AND GIVE IT A
LURCH LEFT AND RIGHT TO ALTER HORIZONTAL DISPLACEMENT , UP AND DOWN ALTERS
VERTICAL DISPLACEMENT , AND THE FIRE BUTTON ALTERS THE BOB SPACING... *
GOBSMACKED I'M SURE ! * I HAD TO CUT OF A BOB OR TWO CUS OF THE MUSIC AND
ANYWAY, 5 BITPLANES IN DUAL PLAYFIELD MODE TENDS TO ROB A CYCLE OR TEN.... O.K
THIS DEMO WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE SPACE HARRIER WITH PILLARS
ZOOMING TOWARDS YOU.. THIS WAS AT FIFTY FRAMES A SECOND WITH 31 UPDATES ON THE
PILLARS ... THIS I CODED .. UNFORTUNATELY IT LOOKED A BIT ON THE CRUD SIDE
SOOO.. IT GOT SCRAPPED !! AS NOT TO WASTE THE NICE FLOOR EFFECT, I JUST CHUCKED
A FEW BOBS ON , CREATED A SINUS TABLE WITH AMIGA BASIC (BLERRGGH!) AND BOBS YER
AUNTY OR SUMMAT LIKE THAT.. >NOTE THIS BRINGS A BREAKTHROUGH IN MATHS FOR ME CUS
I NORMALLY WORK OUT THE SIN COS CRAP IN ME HEAD!!<         THIS SIDMON MUSIC IS
A BIT GOOD IF YOU ASK ME.. SOUNDTRACKER IS GETTING A LITTLE DATED THESE DAYS ..
SOMEONE OUGHT TO MODIFY IT TO USE AN ENVELOPE ON THE VOICES....         TELL YER
WOT BUGS ME .. THESE TURDS WHO FLOG DEMOS TO LAMERS AS PUBLIC DOMAIN!! DOES THE
AUTHOR OF THE DEMO GET ANY DOSH?? NOT LIKELY!  ON THIS NOTE.. THIS DEMO MAY BE
FREELY SPREAD (<OVERSEAS READERS TAKE NOTE , THE WORD IS >SPREAD< NOT
SPREADED...) ERR.. FREELY DISPOSED ERR..  SPREAD AS LONG AS NO FAT TORY GIT WITH
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING SPOTS MAKES MONEY IN THE PROCESS... OK... AND NOW.. FROM THE
PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU SUCH AWESOME OBSERVATIONS AS >WHY IS THERE ALWAYS DICED
CARROTS IN SICK?< AND >HOW COME BELLY BUTTON FLUFF IS ALWAYS BLUE< OR EVEN >WHY
IS THERE ALWAYS KINKS IN TELEPHONE CORDS (THESE ARE GETTING DIRE)< ITS CRITICISE
THE S.T TIME... THE ATARI ST IS A BAG OF DONKEY SCABS.. NO, I'M SORRY .. JACK
TRAMIEL IS A FAT BOLLOCK NOSE... OH DEAR OH DEAR... I'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN
THIS... ANY MACHINE THAT IS UNABLE TO RUN ARCADE GAMES AT 5O FRAMES PER SECOND
ISN'T WORTH THE CHEAP PLASTIC UNPROFFESIONAL LOOKING CASE CONTAINING A FEW
WASHING MACHINE SPARES...... DEAR ATARI, YOU ARE CRETINS. YOU SELL SHIT ST.S TO
POOR KIDS WHEN YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS UNLOADING TURGID
OFFAL.... I THINK WE GET THE IDEA EH LADS?... THATS ENUF OF THAT ... NOW HERE'S
GREY! ... OK  FIRST I'D LIKE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW OUR GROUP HAS BECOME SUCH A
WELL KNOWN AND POPULAR CONCERN!     IT IS NOW,AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN,THE POLICY OF
THIS GROUP TO ASSURE IT'S SWAPPERS ARE WELL TRAINED. THROUGH OUR >>SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING<< PROGRAMME, (S.H.I.T) FOR SHORT. WE HAVE GIVEN OUR SWAPPERS
MORE S.H.I.T THAN ANY OTHER GROUP IN THE AREA. IF YOU GRADUATE TO THE TOP OF
YOUR LIST BY TAKING ALL THE S.H.I.T ON THE JOB THAT IS GIVEN TO YOU , YOU CAN
THEN QUALIFY FOR OUR SUPERVISORS PROGRAMME >>COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY ACTION
PLAN<< (C.R.A.P) FOR SHORT. SO TO BECOME A MEMBER OF OUR GROUPS ELITE, YOU
SIMPLY TAKE ALL THE S.H.I.T YOU CAN AND THEN WITH ALL THE ADDITIONAL C.R.A.P YOU
RECEIVE YOU WILL THEN BECOME ONE OF THE ELITE.  FOR A LIMITED PERIOD ONLY B.S.S
IS OFFERING ALL ITS SWAPPERS THE CHANCE TO TRY OUT OUR LATEST SCHEME >>ADVANCED
SUPERVISING SWAPPERS HELPING OUR LOYAL EMPLOYEES<< (A.S.S.H.O.L.E) FOR SHORT. SO
WORK HARD AND YOU'LL FIND WITH THE MORE S.H.I.T YOU TAKE AND THE MORE C.R.A.P
YOU CAN HANDLE ,YOU'LL QUALIFY AS AN A.S.S.H.O.L.E FOR SURE!!          HAHA!
OK,SO THAT WAS JUST A JOKE AND IF YOU DIDN'T FIND IT FUNNY GO AND WATCH SOME
PAINT DRY.     OK I'M GOING TO HAND OVER THE KEYBOARD TO OTHER B.S.S MEMBERS IN
A MINUTE BUT FIRST I'LL SAY SORRY TO GUY FOR NOT LETTING HIM GET HIS SAY IN THIS
DEMO.... WE TRIED TO GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER GUY BUT FAILED! MUMBLE,MUMBLE-AHEM! 
ANYWAY GUY, THANX FOR THE COOL SENDINGS LATELY, AND YOU CAN SAY ALL YOU LIKE IN
THE NEXT DEMO OK!    AND NOW......  STU HERE!   HERE'S MY GREETS IN ALPHA
ORDER!?! ALEX , ANDY.B , ANDY.M , CRAIG , DARREN , DAVE.R , DOCTOR TEETH , FITZY
(EXCEL) , H.C.S , IAN (T.H.I) , ICE (NORWAY) , JUDE , KARL , LYNX (ZODIAX) ,
MARK , MIDGE , MIKE , MINI , NDIX HACKER , PSCHO (MIRAGE) , RICK , STEVE
(FREESTYLE U.K , YIDDO (SNT)...THANX FOR THE MENTION IN YOUR LAST DEMO ( I DONT
CALL BAAL GOOD QUALITY THOUGH.....ED)  SORRY IF I MISSED ANYONE OUT BUT I CANT
FIND MY DAMN LIST. THANX ALSO TO THE OTHER MEMBERS OF B.S.S FOR LETTING ME JOIN
YOU AND FOR LETTING ME TYPE THIS DRIVEL (THATS OK BY US.....ED< ARRRGH!) ONE
MORE THING BEFORE I GO, I DONT KNOW IF YOU AGREE BUT THERE'S ONE THING MORE I
HATE THAN SHITTY ST PORT OVERS AND THAT'S SHITTY NTSC ST PORT OVERS (IF ITS AN
ST GAME IT'S SHIT FULLSTOP!....ED) (PISS OFF ED....STU)  I THOUGHT WE ALL HAD
PAL MACHINES IN EUROPE FOR GOD'S SAKE. IF SO WHY DON'T THE SOFTWARE HOUSES PUT
OUT PAL GAMES ? ITS ABOUT TIME WE HAD FULL SCREEN GAMES FOR OUR EXTRA 5 QUID.
(BUT WE DON'T PAY FOR 'EM STU...ED)    OK THANX FOR THAT SWELL TEXT STU. (HANG
ON MY CONTACTS I'LL BE WITH YOU IN AN HOUR!)   NOW HERE'S ESP..... OK HERE'S MY
GREETINGS LIST... DRAX OF MAGNETIC FIELDS , SCOOTER OF THE LADS (ON YER BIKE
NEIL.HE'S MY CONTACT...GREY!) ,FITZY OF EXCEL (HE'S DOING WELL SO FAR!), AZRAEL
OF THE LADS, POD OF TSK CREW, SHAGGY OF MEGADETH , CARL OF HACKTRICK CRACKING
CREW (TONGUE TWISTER!),YYZ OF THE FFB CREW (WICKED ACRONYMS...ED), LONEWOLF OF
MACH 4,STEPHEN.  AND THAT'S IT FROM ME....   HI! GREY! HERE AGAIN AND NOW MY
GREETINGS (ZZZZZ!)   HYPERBOLIC HANDSHAKES TO... SCOOTER OF THE LADS, AJAX AND
SPIRAX OF THE UNTOUCHABLES, COMRADE J AND RUSS OF SAE (COME BACK SOON COMRADE J)
, PETE OF MAGNETIC FIELDS, KEV,FRED,DAVE AND ANDY.   OK THAT'LL DO ANYONE ELSE
I'VE FORGOT MUST BE WORTH FORGETTING.              COR BLIMEY! PHIL! HERE
AGAIN.. I DUNNO,GIVE 'EM A BASH ON THE KEYBOARD AND THEY'RE THERE FOREVER!  JUST
AS WELL CUS I'VE SOD ALL ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT...   > THIS HAS BEEN A PHIL! OF
B.S.S (THE BRITISH SWAPPING SYNDICATE) PRODUCTION< RESOURCES USED FOR THIS DEMO
WERE... 1 HUMAN, 1 AMIGA , A HARDWARE MANUAL, A 68000 M.CODE BOOK, A SCIENTIFIC
CALCULATOR,A T.V AND SEVERAL WATTS OF POWER.... OK KIDS TIME TO FLEE...  SEE YA
'ROUND.    BYE FROM PHIL! GREY! GUY! STU! AND ESP!