YO! PALS, CRAP YOUR STICK TO CONTROL VECCYS !!! LEFT OR RIGHT TO DEC/INC ZX
SPEED , DOWN OR UP TO DEC/INC ZY SPEED ....     BROWBEAT .. PRESENTS NEW DEMO
CALLED:    ..I LOVE IT LOUD!    ..LOVE ??  WOT FUCKIN< LOVE ?? .. SUCH A LAME
WORD ! .... FUCK  .. YEAH !  THAT<S, BETTER !!!  SO, BROWBEAT PRESENTS
SPLATTER<S BIRTHDAY-DEMO CALLED:    ..I FUCK IT LOUD !    .. .... CREDITS U C
FROM LOGO, SO THEY<RE NOT HERE ! .... I (SPLATTER) ALSO MADE VECCY OBJECTS
EXCEPT <BOT< WHICH MADE BY INFINITY .... SORRY ! -- THERE<S NOT MATH ROUTINES 4
XY ROTATION <COZ I USED INFINITYS BASIC-MATH-ROUTINES (OF COZ, I ALSO USED BASIC
EH ?) AND THESE ROUTINES DOESN<T INCLUDE XY ROTATION .... THANX ANYWAY, INFINITY
 (I DON<T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT VECTOR MATH !!) ... FINALLY HERE<S OUR
GREETS LIST (A-Z ORDER) bbbb  2000 A.D , ABANDON , ACCEPT , ACCESSION , ACT ,
ACTION FORCE , ALIVE , ALLIANCE , ALPHA FLIGHT , AMIGA LORDS , ARCANE , ARMADA ,
ASK , ATOMIC , ATTRIUM , AVALANCHE , AVENGER , AXENON , BAMIGA SECTOR 1 , BEYOND
FORCE , BIONIC FORCE , BLACK MONKS , BROS , BWB , BYTERAPERS INC. , C.C.N ,
CALIFORNIAN BEACH BOYS , CHAOS , CLONES , CONCORDS , CRIME , CRUSADERS ,
DEATHSTAR , DEXION , DOMINATORS , DYNAMIX , ELIMINATION , EMPIRE , ENTERPRISES
LTD. , EOA , EXEC , FREEDOM FORCE AND AMIGA INDUSTRIES , GATE , GHOSTRIDERS ,
GOONIES 2041 , HORIZON , IT , IVORY , KEFRENS , LIMITED , MADNESS , MAFFIA ,
MEGAPOWER , NEMESIS , NEUTRON DANCE , NORTHERN LIGHTS , PHAZE 101 , PHOENIX ,
PIRANHAS , POWER MIX , PU-237 , PULSAR , PURE-BYTE , RAINBOW , RAZOR 1911 ,
REBELS , RED SECTOR , SANXION , SECRET FORCES , SUNRIDERS , SYNL , TEAM-X , THE
ARCADIA TEAM , THE FLASH TEAM , THE SEX BOYS , THE SILENTS , THE TOP BOYS , THE
UNITED CRACKS , THE WIZARDS INC. , TOP SWAP , TRIANGLE , UNITED FORCE , VISION ,
VORTEX 42 , WIZZCAT , X-MEN , YDEX AND HI-TECH , YMC  ....... AND AMIGA
MEMBER-LISTS bbbb RUZZO (BOSS,SWAPPER,FOUNDER,PARTY-PIG) , THUNDER (SWAPPER) ,
DR.SHREWD (SWAPPER) , TRIAX (SWAPPER) , TIGERSHARKS (SWAPPER) , APE (SWAPPER) ,
SLACK (SWAPPER) , ALIEN (SWAPPER) , SBT (SWAPPER) , SPLATTER (CODER) , INFINITY
(CODER) , ZAREX (CODER) , SAM (CODER) , J-ZAX (GFX) , D.N.A (GFX) , GAS-ON
(MUZAK) , CROM (MODEM AND VHS SWAPPER) , FREDDY (VHS SWAPPER) , SHOUT (VHS
SWAPPER) ........ NOW WE (I, SPLATTER AND FREDDY) ARE HERE IN MY PLACE AND DATE
IS 25.07.89 AND NEXT TIME WE GONNA TYPE THIS IN NEXT WEEKEND IN MY BIRTHDAY
PARTIES 28 - 30.07.89 .... YEAH!  EIGHTEEN !!! 18 18 18 18 18 18 !!!! ....
WELCOME LICENCE TO BEER !!  GOLDEN EIGHTEEN AH ! ....  OK ?    FREDDY CREEPING
TO TYPE .... HAPPY BIRTHDAY <SPLATTER< (LATTARI) ! ... FREDDY HERE ! ... DO U
KNOW THAT RUZZO HAVE A GIRLIE ??? ... YES, IT<S TRUE ! .. SHE CALLS HERSELF
<TIGER< ( POWER ) ! .. I THINK SHE<S COULD BE OUR NEW MASCOT ! .. BUT THAT<S
ONLY MY OPINION ! .. NOW I SEND 1 MESSY TO MY CONTACT: DER H.M OF GATE (
TOIVOTTAVASTI SAAT NE P]TK]T PIAN ! ) .. DIS DEMO DOESN<T INCLUDE OUR ADDRESSES,
<COZ WE GONNA PUT DIS TO COMPUTER SHOPS ( AS MANY AS POSSIBLE ) ! .. BY THE WAY
!  WE<VE GOT OUR T-SHIRTS ( T-SKIRTS ? ) ! .. NOW I STOP , BUT WE GONNA CONTINUE
DIS TYPIN< NEXT WEEKEND ! ( IN A SPLATTER<S BIRTHDAY PIPPALOT ! ) .. SO, .....
SO WOT ? .. SO, C U SOON ! BYE FROM FREDDY 4 A WHILE ( 3 DAYS ! ) .... GUD DAI
FOLKS ! .... SPLATTER HERE .... TODAY IS WEDNESDAY AND TIME IS JUST WALKED OVER
ELEVEN AND IT<S EVENING (OR NIGHT ?) .... TODAY I CODED THIS COLOR-SCROLL ,
FUCKED MUZAK IN AND ADDED OTHER VECTOR OBJECTS .... NOW I NOTICED HOW
MATH-ROUTINES SUCKS - 2 SLOW ! .... AND LOOK AT THOSE LINEDRAWIN< - IT REALLY
RAP .... FUCK !, I<VE CHECKED MANY TIMES MY DRAWIN< ROUTINE AND I HAVN<T FOUND
ANY BUG ! .... NOW TO OTHER FUCKIN< THINGS !?? .... IS THERE ANY1, WHO<S
INTRESTIN< ABOUT MY COMPUTA HISTORY ??? .. ANYWAY, HERE IT CUMS .... LET<S GO
BACK TO THE YEAR 1984 .. IT WAS X-MAS, I WAS WANTED COMPUTER AND I OPENED 1
PRESENT .... YEAH ! , THERE WAS MY OWN COMPUTER !!! IT WAS FUCKIN< GREAT MACHINE
CALLED SALORA FELLOW !!! ANYWAY, I LEARNED BASIC AND SOM Z80 MACHINE LANGUAGE
.... ABOUT HALF YEAR I SUFFERED WITH THAT LAME MACHINE AND IT WAS TIME TO GET
NEW COMPUTA .... NEXT 1 WAS SVI-728 MSX .... FIRST I MADE ONLY BASIC GAMES, BUT
SOON I NOTICED, THAT BASIC IS 2 SLOW AND I STARTED AGAIN TO LEARN Z80 LANGUAGE
.... I MADE SOM BASIC/Z80 GAMES AND STARTED TO CRACK GAMES WHITH TAPE .... AGAIN
TIME WAS CUM .... 1 BEATY DAY (SATURNDAY, SUN WAS SHININ< !) I GOT MY 3RD
MACHINE. IT WAS SVI-738 X<PRESS (ALSO MSX) .... NOW I HAD TO CRACK ALL MY
CASSETTE GAMES TO DISK .. SOON I ALSO LEARNED TO CRACK MODULS AND I WAS 1 OF THE
BEST MSX CRACKERS (ONLY 1 MSX GROUP WAS SO GOOD AS I WAS - D.G.C. ,IF SOM1 KNOWS
THAT GROUP !) .... I HAVN<T MADE ANY GAMES, BUT I MADE VOICE DIGIZER BY USING
BASIC AND Z80 LANGUAGE .... LATER I ALSO STARTED TO CODE .... I MADE 7 OR 8
INTROS, BUT PROBLEM WAS SPREADIN<, AS U GUESS !? .... I FUCKED OUT FROM MSX MANY
BEATY THINGS LIKE RASTERS (IT WASN<T SO EASY, THERE WASN<T ANY BEAM REGS AND
REMOVE BORDERS WAS IMPOSSIBLE !) , HUGE SCROLLS , SINUS , I RIPPED MUZAX FROM
GAMES ... ETC. .... BUT, MY BEST CODE I MADE IN X-MAS 88 .... VIRUS ON MSX !!!!
.... IT USED BOOT BLOCK AND COUNTED TIME, IF USER HAVN<T USE HIS (OR HER)
MACHINE IN 2.5 MINUTES, THEN IT WROTE SOM TEXTYS TO SCREEN AND TILTED AFTER IT
.... IT WAS HARMLESS, EXCEPT TO MSXDOS AND CP/M DISKS <COS IT WROTE NEW BOOT AND
MSXDOS AND CP/M USE BOOT TO START .... 2 MONTHS LATER I BOUGHT MY AMIGA AND
STARTED TO CODE IMMEDIATE ......... OK? THAT WAS IT ..... FUCK !  STILL 2 DAYS
.... HOW CAN I WAIT ? .... BORING .... FUCK ! THERE<S SO FUCKIN< HOT HERE AS
ALLWAYS ! .... 2 HOT TO TYPIN< , SO I STOP WHILE 2 DAYS .... HILI HALI
PIMPPAMPAA ! .. FREDDY HERE ! .. TODAY IS NOT SPLATTER<S PARTY ( IT<S TOMORROW !
) .. TOMORROW WE TYPE LOT OF BOOZED TEXT ! .. THOSE PARTIES ARE NOT BIG, BUT
THESE PEOPLE ARE INVITED: SPLATTER (WHY ?) , FREDDY (SHIT !) , SPARKY (FUCK !) ,
 J.L (SPLATTER<S BOOZIN< AND GIRLIE HUNTIN< MATE !) AND SOM STUPID GIRLIES (THEY
MAYBE TYPE SOM TEXT, BUT DON<T CARE <COZ THEY<RE FUCKIN< HEATED FEMALES AND
IDIOTS (I THINK ?!) .. OUR FRIEND J.T ISN<T AVAILABLE <COZ HE FUCK HIS GIRLIE
(WHICH 1 ?) .. PIMPPI] NUORILLE, SUKLAATA HUORILLE JA SAATANA RULES ! .. hhhh
BOOZE RULES hhhh ... gggg FUNNY FACES gggg .. LET<S o SOM ASSES .. a HIRTEEN ..
d SPLATER<S CODE OR m .. SHIT, I SIGNED OFF ONCE AGAIN BUT C U SOON, U SEX
MANIACS ! ..  HAIL HAIL ! .. SPLATTER JUST STEPPED ON U ! .. I JUST WANNA SAY 1
THING:  ---- ZORRY THESE OLD FONTS, BUT JZAX HAVN<T FINISH HIS NEW FONTS ! ----
TO BE CONTINUED ------ ...... SPLATTER YO! YO! YO! .... THESE FUCKIN< LAMERS
(SPARKY AND FREDDY (IDIOOTTI !!!) HAVN<T FUCK GIRLIES YET !! LAMER, I<D SAY!
.... ANYWAY, WE<RE QUITE DRUNK AS U C (HEH!) .. I MEAN I AND JANI (J.T NO, J.L)
.... THOSE FUCKIN< IDIOTS HAVEN<T BOOZE MUCH AND THEY<RE NOT DRUNK ! .... BURP
BURP .... KARJALA RULES !!! ..... LOVE KILLS FREDDY AND SPARKY (SYTYTYSTULPPA ?)
.... ICH LIEBE DICH DEUTCH M]DCHEN !!! ....  NOW SOM FUCKIN< IDIOT WANNA TYPE
..... YO ! DIS FREDDY ! .. WE<RE NOW BOOZIN< SOM BEER AND IRA SPECIAL ( IRA:
IISALMEN RAPPIO ALKOHOLISTIN SPECIAL ) ! .. GRENDEL OF BYTERAPERS INC. TEACHED
THAT TO US ! (THANXX MATE !) ! .. SOON 3 GIRLS COME HERE ! .. HOPE THEY<RE GOOD
LOOKIN< ONES ! .. NOW I LET SOM1 ELSE TO TYPE ! .. FUCK U ! HERE IS SPARKY !
EX-MEMBER OF BOT ! C U SOON .... SPLATTER HERE AGAIN .... I JUST RIPPED J.T<S
BYXORS .... THOSE FUCKIN< LAMERS ARE NOW IN OUT.... THEY<RE PASSED OUT !!! (EH?)
.... I<M HERE ALONE TYPIN< TO THIS SHITTIN< SCROLL !!!! ... WOTTA LAME DEMO !!!
.... I COULD SHIT ON THIS DEMO ??? .... FREDDY IS STRIPPER !!! ....  HE<S NOW
NAKED ??? ..... SOM FUCKIN IDIOT JUST CAME TO MY CLOTHES- ROOM !! .... OK? TO
SOM IDIOT .... YO! p FREDDY p HERE !  PARTIES ARE NOW OVER (THANK GOD!) .. WE
JUST READED THOSE TEXTYS WOT WE WROTE ON FRIDAY ! .. THEY<RE REALLY FUNNY ! ..
NOTHIN< MORE TO SAY AT THE MOMENT EXCEPT C U SOON ! .. SPLATTER CONTINUES ! qqqq
.... HI ! SORRY, I HAD REMOVE ALL J.L<S TEXTYS AND SOM PARTS OF MY TEXTS <COZ WE
DON<T WANNA WAR AGAINST ANY GROUP .... ANYWAY, CUMIN< SOON FROM BROWBEAT .... MY
AND FREDDY<S COMMON DEMO (MUZAX BY FREDDY (ESPECIALLY DEDICATED TO RUZZO !) ,
GFX AND CODE BY SPLATTER (DEDICATED TO RUZZO<S GIRLIE TIIKERI (TIGER) ???? <COS
SHE BOUGHT IT DEMO (PRIZE: 1 BOTTLE OF BEER )) .... HEY TIIKERI, SUN TOINEN
TARJOUS OLI KIINNOSTAVAMPI, MUTTA ... gggg .... NUTHIN< MORE TO SAY, SO C U L8R
ALLIGATOR .... 2*YO! FREDDY 2*HERE ! .. I ONLY WANT TO SAY THAT WE<RE SOON GOIN<
TO EAT SOMTHIN< TO RUZZO<S GAS-STATION (THAT ISN<T HIS, HE JUST WORKIN< THERE !
GOT THAT !) .. NOW SIGNIN< OFF, SO BE CRUEL TO LAMERS AND MERRY X-MAS (??) ff ee
a NATSIT HIRTEEN JA NAISET NAIMAAN ! .. BAI...... SUCK ! , SPLATTER HERE ....
TIME IS 00.30 AND WHEN I LOOK OUTSIDE OF WINDOW, THERE<S DARK, SO I THINK, THAT
NOW IS NIGHT !!? .... NOW I WANNA SEND  1 MESSAGE bbbb   TO RALPH OF FATAL ERROR
:  U WANNA SWAP h BEER h ?  I (SPLATTER) WANNA ALSO, BUT I COULDN<T GET ANY
SENSE OF YOUR ADDRESS, SO PLEASE SEND IT AGAIN TO FREDDY, BUT PLEEZ, WRITE IT
CLEAR (MAYBE BAD ENGLISH, BUT I HOPE U UNDERSTAND ?) .... THAT<S IT ! .... TODAY
(YESTERDAY !) I HAVE DRUNK ONLY 3 BEERS - NO REASON TO DRINK MORE BUT SO BORIN<
EVENIN<, THAT I HAD TO DRUNK THOSE 3 BEERS .. I HAD NUTHIN< TO DO (2 LAZY TO
CODE !) .... ANYWAY, WE (I , FREDDY , J.T , J.T<S GIRLIE) BOOZED ALSO SATURNDAY,
BUT THAT WASN<T SO GREAT EVENIN< .. FREDDY WASN<T DRUNK, I PASSED OUT, J.T<S
GIRLIE PASSED OUT AND FREDDY WENT TO SLEEP, WHEN J.T HAD FUN .... I AND FREDDY
ALSO VISITED IN RUZZO<S HOME IN THAT SATURNDAY AND CAN U IMAGINE ? , RUZZO
BOOZED !!!  YES, THAT<S TRUE ! (I SAW IT !!) .... MAYBE BETTER GO TO SLEEP ?
.... YES, GOOD NIGHT ! (MAY THE NIGHTMARES B WITH U !? (FREDDY ! REAL NIGHTMARE
!! (SO UGLY))) .......... HALLO(WEEN)  SPLATTER NOW IN KEYBOARD .... TODAY RUZZO
CALLED ME AND TOLD THAT BETTER STOP THAT PERVERT THINGS, SO THIS IS LAST DEMO,
WHICH INCLUDE SOM KIND OF PERVERT THINGS (SORRY, IT<S NOT MY FAULT !), SO I
THINK THAT I CHANGE MY STYLE AND START MAKE VIOLENCE DEMOS (MAYBE !! IS THAT
BETTER ??) .... WELL, MAYBE U C SOMTIMES STILL SOMTHING LIKE PERVERT DEMO FROM
US, BUT NO MORE THAT KIND OF PERVERT DEMOS (LIKE DOG FUCKIN<) .... MAYBE CUTE
TITS, BUT NO REAL PERVERT FUCKIN< DEMOS .... I STILL FOUND SOM BUGS FROM THIS
DEMO, BUT DON<T TAKE WORRIES, PLEASE .... I<M SO FUCKED UP WITH THIS DEMO, SO
IT<S TIME TO PACK THIS AND START TO CODE NEXT 1 .... NUTHIN< MORE TO SAY .....
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