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BYTERAPERS &      PRESENTS :    * THE OFFICIAL BYTERAPERS INTRO *     .  .. .
WITHOUT SAVING MEMORY - WITHOUT BARGAINING QUALITY . ..   GRENDEL WANTS.TO SAY
SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO WAS IN GATHERING'91-PARTY:   I ACTED VERY.BADLY AND
ARROGANTLY DURING SATURDAY, AND WANT TO APOLOGIZE MY VICTIMS.ABOUT IT. I WAS
VERY TIRED, AND NOT MYSELF.  BUSY RUNNING EVERYWHERE,.BEING AT FIVE PLACES AT
ONCE... KEEPING PARTY UP, NO END TO THAT.NIGHTMARE... BIG STRESS, VERY BAD
TIME... AFTERWARDS I NOTED HOW BAD.MY BEHAVIOUR WAS, AND I AM ASHAMED OF IT.
SORRY ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY.OUR MUSICIANS TURTLE AND RANDOR...    NEXT ON BAT
CHANNEL:     .STOP THAT CAN WE JOIN STUFF!  I HAVE LATELY GOT A LOT OF CALLS
FROM.PEOPLE WHO HAVE WANTED TO JOIN BYTERAPERS. NO THANKS TO ALL.. .FIRST: WE
NEED ONLY TWO NEW MEMBERS   ONE CODER  ONE GRAPHICIAN. .SECOND: YOU MUST BE
SEVENTEEN OR MORE EXCEPT IF YOU ARE VERY TALENTED.  .THIRD: YOU GOT TO BE A GOOD
FELLOW...   NO SWAPPERS THANKS! NO.MUSICIANS!     DONALD RULES!    OLD FARTS
FOREVER!    .CONTACT ADRESSES WILL COME AT THE END OF THIS SCROLLER... .CALL THE
BYTERAPERS TURTLE-ZOO BBS AT 358-0-550884... SYSOPS THE.REST OF ANIMALS PYTHON
AND GRENDEL AND PARTY ANIMAL MERIT CORLEONE. .NEW USERS JUDGED BY JUDGE AND
LOOSERS ACCOUNTS EATEN BY CANNIBAL.  FREE.DOWNLOADS FOR JARNIS...  REMEMBER TO
CALL VOICE AND ASK FOR SAMPPA!.    DON'T FUCK WITH A BYTERAPER. A SWEDISH.GUY
TRIED TO FUCK SPEEDHEAD OF BYTERAPERS. SPEEDIE WAS JUST HANGING.AROUND AND GUY
CAMES TO SPEAK SHIT AND HIT HIM. SPEEDIE TRIED TO LEFT.THE SCENE, BUT THAT GUY
CAMES AFTER AND TRIES TO HIT MORE. SO SPEEDIE.TAKES HIS CROWBAR AND SMASHED THAT
GUY...   RESULT: BROKEN SKULL,.HOSPITAL TRIP AND TRIAL FOR SPEEDIE.  I THINK
THAT GUY WILL NEVER.AGAIN FUCK WITH SPEEDHEAD... PURE FINNISH POWER!!!     PIZZA
 I WANT.PIZZA...  HELLO MAC  MORE PIZZA STORIES!  THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS  .PURE
HISTORY FROM NINETEEN EIGHTY SIX!     GRENDEL FADES  PYTHON TAKES OVER  BYE....
....HOWDY! PYTHON HERE WITH A LOUSY INTRO MADE IN FOUR DAYS (INCLUDING
ALL!.ROUTINES) AND FINISHED IN TWENTY MINUTES AND TWELVE SECONDS BLAH!  .THIS
INTRO WAS MEANT TO BE RELEASED AT THE GATHERING PARTY, BUT BCOS OF SOME.MINOR
PROBLEMS IT DIDN'T CAME OUT THERE. AFTER A LITTLE HATE-TEXT I WILL TELL.YOU WHAT
HAPPENED AT THE PARTY. - NOW A MESSAGE TO SOME PEOPLE WHO MAKE 200 KB.MULTIPART
INTROS! GGGREAT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT AN INTRO MEANS? IT MEANS.AN INTRODUCTION
TO ...SOMETHING...   WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR INTRO IS AN INTRODUCTION TO?.RESET?
GURU? OR AN ANOTHER PART OF THIS 'INTRO' ?????? .I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF IT WOULD
BE AN INTRODUCTION TO A DEMOPACK, GAME, DEMO,.UTILITY OR SOMETHING! BUT NO DO
YOU THINK THAT ALL DEMOS WITH WORSE ROUTINES,.GRAPHICS AND MUSIC ARE ALWAYS
INTROS??? I DON'T THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA..I WOULD BETTER ADVISE YOU TO MAKE
YOUR ROUTINES, GRAPHICS AND MUSICS BETTER AND.RELEASE THEN DEMO, AND IT DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE A TRACKDEMO. EVERYONE CAN MAKE.A TRACKLOADER OR AT LEAST RIP ONE...
AND MAKE INTROS WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED..THIS INTRO IS NOT ONLY AN BYTERAPERS
INTRO, THIS IS OUR OFFICIAL INTRO!.WE WILL USE THIS ONE MORE THAN ONCE! WHAT
ABOUT YOU OUT THERE, DO YOU MAKE YOUR.'INTROS' ONLY TO AVOID USING THE NAME DEMO
AND ESCAPE TO UNDER NAME INTRO?.I THINK INTROS REALLY HAVE GOT A BAD REPUTATION.
JUST BECOUSE OF SOME LAMERS.DOESN'T DARE CALL THEIR PRODUCTS AS AN DEMO!!.  
.NOW THAT TEXT WHAT HAPENED AT THE GATHERING.... WELL I STARTED CODING THIS
LITTLE PIECE AT 4AM, I WAS TIRED AND.STILL A BIT DRUNKED. WELL THE PROBLEM CAME
WHEN I PUT THAT LOGO ON THE.SCREEN. LOGO LOOKED PERFECT BUT THE FILLENG WAS
TRASHED... SO I TRIED TO.FIX IT, I CHECKED EVERY WORD AND BYTE IN THE COPPER
LIST, STARTUP, MAIN CODE.ETC, EVERYTHING WHAT COULD CAUSE SUCH BUG. NO EFFECT. I
EVEN TRIED THE.HARDWARE MANUALS CONFIGURATIONS... NO EFFECT. THEN NEARLY EVERY
CODER ON THE. PARTY CAME TO SEE HOW THAT CAN BE POSSIBLE (FROM GROUPS LIKE
COMPLEX, REBELS.AND SCUP) NO-ONE COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS WRONG. THEN A OLD
FRIEND OF MINE,.EX MR.HEAD/ADVANCE, NOT A LAMER, BUT NOT IN ANY GROUP ANYWAY...
HE WATCHED.SOME TIME AND TOLD ME TO CALCULATE THE MODULO AGAIN... AND GUESS
WHAT, EVERYONE.CALCULATED THE MODULO WRONG EXPECT MR.HEAD! HAHAHHAHAHAH POOR
COMPLEX POOR.REBELS.. OUCH! JOOPAJOO PALLOJA PLIIS ****&&&&*&*&*&&&*** 
IHANAA.........UYOUM...TURTLE HERE..WE ARE NOW IN PYTHONS SUMMERCOTTAGE. THESE
SEVERAL.DAYS WE HAVE PLANNED N I C E THINGS...AND I CAN PROMISE IT WILL BE
BIG.SUPRISE...JOOPPS...HM...NOW I SEND SOME PERSONAL HIOS AND MESSUS TO.SEVERAL
FRIENDS IN SCENE: (TEEMULLE KANSSA!) * JAYJAY OF FRANTIC: IS YOUR.BOARD STILL UP
OR DOWN AGAIN? PROTON OF COMPLEX :BUGEJA MAGGYSSA!!! HYIHYI!.* PROTON OF (B) :
YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS EVEN OWN MEMBERS!! * ELUSION...ELYSION.(GALAXY,OZZO AND
REST..WHEN YOUR DEMO IS READY...HEI MEKAKOODARI OOT.MULLE ISOT HUIKAT VINKUSTA
AUKI) * MR.ICE OF FRANTIC AND VORTEX OF SONIC:.READ GRENDELS ARTICLE ABOUT
NEWCOMERS AT MAGGY10. * GRIFFON OF FRANTIC:.I LOST YOUR PHONENUMBER!!! BUT
NOHATA!! * WEDGE OF FRANTIC : KAKSI SAMPYLAA.JA NAIN PALJON ONAA NIIDEN
VALISSA..! * JUGI OF COMPLEX: NYT MULLAKIN.ON HYVA SAMPLERI!! * HEATBEAT OF
REBELS: LOYSIN MELODIAA MAGGYBIISISTA!! *.MEEGOSH OF REBELS : MILLON TARTTETTE
SEN BIISIN??? * GRENDEL OF BYTERAPERS:.I AM NOT ANGRY ANYMORE!!(?) * EDDIE OF
ACTION: KOLMOS KALJA EI OLE LAMEA!!!.* HOFFI OF ACTION: SEND ME THAT CASSETTE
INCLUDING THAT WEIRD TUNE. *.CANNIBAL OF BYTERAPERS: VENYY JA VALUU!! * DALTON
OF COMPLEX: SUN INKONVEKSIT.NYKI...HYIHYI.. * FRACTION OF COMPLEX : SHAME THAT
YOUR SOURCES WERE STOLEN...YOUR DEMO WOULD HAVE WON DEMOCOMPETITION!! *.REWARD
OF SCOOPEX : KONE! MONITORINI ON TAAS RIKKI,TULETKO KORJAAMAAN? *.DELOREAN OF
EX(?)-VERTIGO: WHEN ARE YOU MEMBER OF ²³¢¼²Þ®© * THE KID OF REBELS:.WHY
ARE YOU STOPPING SCENE? YOU ARE GREAT MUSICIAN!! * STARBYTE OF ACCESSION:.DO
SOMETHING CREATICE!!(LIKE DEMO PERHAPS?) * STRANGER OF IMAGE: EN KEKSI.ENAA
VITSIA MAHASTASI/VIIKSISTASI!!! * STARLIGHT OF IMAGE: SUSTAKAAN EI.OLE KUULUNUT
MITAAN PITKAAN AIKAAN * CAPTAIN OF IMAGE: HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD.ABOUT
LASERDANCE??? * MERIT OF BYTERAPERS : NICEPARTY!!! *.GOLEM OF ANARCHY :YOUR
COMPOPICTURE WAS BRILLIANT!!! * SEXTABULATOR OF BYTERAPERS.: VAALEANPUNAINEN  A
M E E B A ??? * SHOCKER OF AFL : H I E N O A  NOPANEN.OLET OPPINUT(?)
KOODAAMAN...MIGHTY AMIG...W RULES!! * DWEEZIL OF REBELS:.JOO...HYI WANNA SEE
YOUR COMING(?) DEMO... * DRIFTER OF BYTERAPERS: CALL ME NOW.IF YA CAN? AND LAST
BUT NOT LEAST GIGAGREETINGS TO GUY WHO IS SITTING.NEXT TO ME....PYTHON!!!! 
AAH..ANYWAY SORRY (MEKAKIKASORRY) IF SOMEBODY.IS MISSING (NO, I DIDNT FORGOT YOU
* ROCKET/HYPNOSIS!!! * ) JEAH...TOO TIRED!!!...PYTHON WANTS TO TELL
SOMETHING!!!! (?)......  ... ZRAMZARZMMARMRAMA  WHAT?? OOPS I'M ON THE SCROLL
ERHM.... ONLY ONE MESSAGE FROM ME TO.HEATBEAT & PRIME PREMIUM AND DTWEEZIL : HOW
THE FUCK YOU COULD MAKE A PICTURE LIKE.THAT OUT OF ME IN THE GATHERING
PARTYSLIDESHOW! I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE MYSELF FROM THAT.UGLY PICTURE!  REALLY LOW
QUALITY!!!  UGH! .WELL NO OTHER PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM ME THIS TIME, GUESS
WHY... RIGHT.. THERE ARE TOO MANY.OF THEM ALREADY AT THIS SCROLLER.....I THINK
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THESE TEXTS WERE WRITTEN ABOUT ONE MONTH AGO! SO.SOME
DETAILS MAY LOOK A BIT STRANGE....BUT WHO CARES!!! BAH! I DONT!    ..NOW THOSE
LONNG WAITED CONTACT ADRESSES...OUR CONTACT ADDRESSES ARE: JUDGE     PO BOX
THIRTY FIVE       .SIX ZERO EIGHT ZERO ONE      SEINAJOKI        FINLAND        
      OR.        EXTABULATOR        PO BOX  TWO HUNDRED THREE.         EIGHT
SEVEN ONE ZERO ONE      KAJAANI               FINLAND    .   GOT IT?  GOOD...
BAH!     SORRY DRIFTER DIDN'T INCLUDE ANY NUMBERS ON THIS FONT.......  BUT WHO
CARES????   *& WE DONT&* !!!!!!!!!!                        RESET..FOOLED YOU
HAHAHHAHAHAH   THIS IS AN INTRO AND YOU MAY EXIT IT WITH LEFT MOUSE
BUTTON....BYE BYE CU IN OUR SOON ? COMING DEMOS...!

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