aaarrgghhnn!!!   you are right... euphoria is almost proud to bring you this new
intro... credits are boring so let us get rid of them right away...     ultra
fast coding by     voyager     logo and digitized picture by     fly     font by
    hawk     funky music by     mac     scrolltext by     barrax     idea by    
barrax     ...     that woz dat for the credits!     this weird intro was putted
together in the euphoria"s sixties meeting part 2 in one hour... to all those
foreign dudes i can tell you that the ugly looking lady here works in a finnish
television network called mtv... this intro is pure pd so spread this (heh!).   
 now, what the fuck could i tell you?   interested of hearing a nice story of
how to get boozed in lievestuore with 24 bottles of koff-beer?   naah... 
guessed it!   what then?    politics?    no!   well wot do you want?   i have
nothing better to write, so i will give you the addys for burppous swapping..   
  euphorny     41940 vessansanka     finland     or skriva till den har
adressen...     euph orja     41401 livingstone     funland     that was it!!!  
  also, call our boards for the latest!!!     tycker du om svenska? nej..?
naaaaaaaahhhh.... ach so, jetzt sprechen wir deutsch! nein! entas hiukan
levveeta savvoo? eiii... we will continue on the international euro-language...
english!    guess what is coming from the radio right now? yeeeeaaaahhh!   
black (disk)box is cool!!!     by the way, i bought myself a new book today...
"kokoomuxen 1001 tapaa tehda v-merkki oikein".... a legendary book indeed! buy
it or suck your dick!!!     ooh, what to puke you at now..?     any new kids on
the block-fans out there? i have got a new nice russian ak-47 machine gun just
for you!!! come to daddy....     my head is gettin" dizzzzzzy as it is morning
and i haven"t been sleeping for 36 hours... ahh shit!     so do not wonder if
this text has no good ideas and is a bit weird. sooooooooo.... wanna hear some
messages??? okeee....     soppapaa (koppelohead) - ootko jo unohtanu miten amiga
resetoidaan?   shadisti - piti kirjottoo uus teksti... harmi ettei anzzi paassy
kirjottaan! onnee vaan sen marja-liisan kanza (kidu poika, kidu...)   aker -
olikos tivolissa hubaa? harmi etten selvinny sinne asti!   prostetor - pane se
huivi jo pois! kylla havettais muakin...   sanna - jag alskar dig!   ofa - mites
elama ilman amigaa? mac oli nahny sut siella wappu-tivolissa...   savikka -
missas oleilet nykyaikana (grouppi)?...   grenkku - elas kaatele sita kaljaa
joka paikkaan seuraavan kerran!   hemmo the ugly bastard - eix ollut eri hauskaa
siella pox-meetingeilla? mennaan yhessa sinne norjan-partyille, niin ei tartte
sunkaan valittaa etten ois ollu partyillla.. ja sita paitsi, pienet
lame-meetingit on just siisteja!!! uskallanko ottaa alkoholia mukaan sinne
norjaan? vai pitasko ottaa vaan kokis-automaatti niin ois jotaan sullekin?!  
vaikku - no kauhee kato! millon tulit puusta alas?   eddi - kaytin
toaletti-paperias juuri siihen tarkotukseen mihin nimi viittaa...   devil - mita
tassa sanoskaan? varo patukoita - tulee kolesterolia!   mightymuz of madonna
(sings vogue!) - was it fun in da pardie? i hope i could have been there with
you at the pub!!! say a hello to lando!.. fucked any girlies lately?   jaffa of
(dark) angels - how is your beer-clubb tasting? good?... send me some norwegian
beer and send it n o w !!! i need it!!!   stargayer - hello ana! mitas kuuluu
sinne orimaddila-kityyn? tapa se, tapa se... kill lahti! eiks jeh? mmnnoo
kuitezki, laheta niita mutantti-tarroja lisaa, se oli ihan pazka minka sa
lahetit sillon viimex... nogh, sano terveisia tomulle!   ste-alth (muurame
section) - millon teidan megamultigiga-demo ilmenee markkinoille? ei koskaan,
vai..? noh, muistakaa aina - stealth is here, stealth is lame!!!   jaahans -
mitez menee oulossa? nasse viiras paaza, eh?   swapperjogger - no heij jukka
jogger! nasse forever! nasse eduskuntaan!   mc ana j the apemaster - ekoseteliko
mielessa? sullahan on jo yx!   mc lammer mika - jeee! we want beeeeer, we
want...   no more messages... don"t wanna bore you to death, folks!   gotta wrap
this bullshit (100 per cent, one week smell quarantee) out from your screen...
remember that this intro was only made for fun and all that shit... hope u
enjoyed thiz!!!   gotta go...   barrax signing off on radio giga, -99.9 mhz...
goodnight scene, wherever you are...   euphoria - kinda groovy!                 
we are thirsty!!!