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nike + crusader + janitor + marwin + mr.pinge + sparrow + the boss = a
great.team called  r e l a x  !!!!   and so be it....           
yeeeaaah....party time !!    (by the way..  it's nike speaking)     
unfortunately.aren't some members here...     the boss is lying in his bath,
drinking.beer....(in his home)     marwin is drunk....  (not here)    sparrow is
on a party....(somewere)           the time is now : 03:05:00  in the
night.....mr.pinge has already fallen asleep once ,  but we woke him up.... (he
he).       i think that crusader is falling asleep soon...  i better let
him.write some stuff, but first a message to no.(1) in fairlight : how is
it.going with your amiga ?   have you got it started yet ?     may god be
with.you....  (you will need it)     good luck my 'friend'....     see you
some.day....            now...   crusader has started to whissle, so he
won't.fall asleep...   so i pass the keyboard over to him....  ....uuuhh aahh
eehh.crusader here.... here is were the normal life stops and the crazy
stuff.starts.. ok. mr.pinge is actually not asleep...infact he's sitting
right.beside me at this very moment.    janitor is doing some strange editor
stuff.on the 64... i dont know why or what for, i'm so happy that he doesn't
smell.ravioli any more....i think. later on today sparrow will come here and
show.us his amiga demo (this is mine)... and by the way, i always whissle to
keep.myself awake. ohh here comes nike and fall down into to the chair beside
me., luckily mr.pinge has gone. i'm just now looking at one off my posters,
and.nike makes me notice yet another one (behind the door) nice things!!!!!.now
nike stands in the middle of the room talking about the two girls on the.walls,
it goes like this 'it's not the same no no no , well maybe no yes no.ooohh who
gives a shit anyway..' well now i'm getting pretty tired of.writning in my own
demo, so here comes some one else, maybe mr.pinge, see.you
soon..................     sorry but mr.pinge can't write just now,.cause he has
fallen asleep for the second time, so i'll take over for now... it's nike
again...         ahhh, mr.pinge has woken up now, and comes into.this room....  
good morning, pinge...    (now he reads what i have written,.and now he starts
to hit me, screeming something about that he is not tired.at all)      dooooo i
love the girl on crusader's door ?    well, over to.mr.pinge...   (if he is
awake)              hello guys!!!  now i'm typing on.the great amiga for the
first time in my life (joke!!!!).....  i came to.crusader's hq 7 hours ago and
the time is at the moment 04.08.30 a.m.   all.this talking about that i had
slept is just bullshit. i have been up for 23.hours now and i'm not tired at all
!!!!!  i'm alone in this room and i had.also watched the picture of the very
nice lady on crusader's door. okey,nike.she's pretty nice but i just say one
word : 'maria' (i think you remember.who i mean.)   we have a great time
here,and tomorrow (today!!!) sparrow.will join us here in crusader's hq.
probably the boss will arrive at.saturday with 9 new originals to crack on the
cbm-64. what do you think.about this demo????? i think that it's one of the best
demos ever made on.the amiga.  oh god,i'm so hungry!!!  i must have something to
eat or i will.die.... hope to see you later (if i'm still alive).... bye for
a.while...fuck fuck fuck, yes it's janitor here and i say fuck fuck fuck
to.everyone because i don't feel very good at this very moment! why?
because.i've spent two hours doing concentrated hacking on the 64, writing
the.successor to 3d's little program 'rip-xxx'. ok, 3d, a lot of people
can.write in your little thing but what's 40 characters? oh well let's
talk.about something like...posters! yes, there are many nice posters
on.crusaders walls (and door) of pretty ladies (it's just one lady, you
know)..nike is walking around with a very empty look in his eyes, i think
he's.looking for something, like perhaps the forgotten land of oz, or a
coca.cola. maybe he even hopes to find some china food that someone forgotten
in.the refrigorator 24 years ago! here he comes and he says it's very
cold.outside! mr. pinge is doing something with the 64's, crusader is
fucking.with his bed (sleeping) and i'm writing, writing, and
writing...mouse...yes.mouse and cheese...in das kopf gegehen! nein, nich so gut
aber viellich ist.mr. pinge mit 'delta' verheiratet! oh god i hate german i hate
it it it it.it it it. pink phones on the table and herbamare herbsalt. amiga
disks in.the air and integrated potato chips, off to the 64 we go to live
another.day. nike'll fuck on now: no he wont it's me the great crusader at the
keys., i take from the poor and gives it all to me. nike is at the moment
still.starring at my poster, i think he's falling in love, and that's nice,
but.not in a poster. soon we can go to the shop and buy lot of coke and
sausages.to eat (but not ravioli), fuck ....... fuck...... pig!!!!!!!!!!!! on
you..now it's soon christmas again, happy new year!!!!!! ........ janitor
is.still working on his free writing corner stuff, i think. oh i hate it
when.janitor talk a lot of bullshit. fuck you (sorry i had to) here comes
mr.pinge.... maybe he will write a bit??????    okey,here i'm again. i
survived.without eating anything at all. i'm out of inspiratrion and maybe i
will.take a sleep...  no ,shit the same!!! i must write a few blocks of text
on.one of the 64:s too so i leave now. see you later.... and now nike looks.like
he want to write for a very long time......hello again.... yeah,it's nike...  
some time has passed and the time is now.05:04:00 in the morning....    i just
had to write some text now.....    crusader says : zzzzzzzz, and so does sleepy
mr.pinge.....     so for.the moment is it just janitor and i awake....     and i
think that's how it.gonna be for some hours forward, so i and janitor have to
write each second.time, for a while...  now i think i let him write some
bytes.......thanxx nike, i'd be very happy to write a bite or two...i've more or
less.finished the little 'writer' i thought i'd make. obtw, crusader just woke
up.and said 'iiiii haven't slept at aaaaalll!!!'. fuck him, he doesn't know.what
he's talking about. by the way again, you ought to see the way mr.pinge.is
lying/sitting/doing something in the chair he is. his legs are all over.the wall
and his head is almost on the floor. i think i'll go and wake him.up soon. ahhh,
it's getting light outside again, so soon we can go to the.store and shop for
some nice coca cola and perhaps - even more important -.eat a piiiiizzzzaaaa!!!!
yeah, this is it from me for this time, but i.suppose we've got a few hundred
blocks left to write. let's see who takes.over after me! (maybe mr.pinge if he
wakes up!) it's still me, i just wanted.to say that we just went into mr.pinge
and screamed into his ear, but he.hardly reacted, so he can't say he wasn't
sleeping! ahhh! nike is sleeping.too!!!!! i'm the winner of the golden
staying-awake trophy (full of coke,.thanxx). maybe i should sleep some too.
please enter wait loop and you might.sync yourself with the screen to get time
to pass more easily!.bye............     here is nike again...   i bet that
crusader wants to.write some stuff.....                hi there. i hate when
janitor writes.bullshit now it's 05:25:55 and it's pretty pretty outside. the
text is now.7379 bytes long. im begining to get in sync again. i bet you begin
to think.this sound in the background is pretty boooooooorrrriiiinnnngggggg,
well.turn it off shithead!!! soon it's time to go shopping. janitor is really
a.tuff guy (just like stallone) he's the only one that haven't been
sleeping.yet. he's really happy about it. janitor , i dont give a damn as long
as you.dont smell ravioli, pig!!!!! i wonder how long this text will
be.............actually i dont give a shit!!!!  now i'm eeeehhh .....eehh.......
no i'm not.... who do i think i am ...... go for it ...... no more, no war
.........time to eat, i'm hungry ........ my mouse is smooooottthhh .......
mr.pinge.is still asleep, but i dont give a .......... endcli .....
iiiiiinncredible!.mmmmr. piiinge iiis aallmmooost awaaakeee! i think nike is
writing a lot of.crap on the 'relax' writer program! bloody asshole, he says he
didn't sleep.anything but i saw him asleep...hehehehehehe! god i hate
scrolltexts heehaa.in the kopf gehen wir zu jemand else:                  you
have now entered.the world of destruction, janitor..  your time is counted...  
i (nike).havn't even closed my eyes, which you have, dear janitor...   so,
please,.don't try to win, with cheat....    but if you want cheat-mode, just
say.so..   but don't try to win.. stop..    crusader just said : were
have.janitor gone ?   so i went looking for him....   gueeessss what i found
!!!.    janitor was sleeping exactly as mr.pinge did before he moved to a bed...
 but the most inportant thing is : j a n i t o r  i s  s l e e p i n g  ! !.    
h e  i s  a  l o o s e r  ! !         now he have waken up again, and.entered
this room saying : ohhhh   iii  aammmm tiiiiireeeedd..   were is my.sleeping-bag
?     and now he has gone away to rest in piece somewere...      hmmmm...   
what shall i do ?         mr. pinge is sleeping....janitor will get to sleep
again, if he hasn't yet..  (he has)   crusader is.not sleeping, but the other
way around, he is not awake either.....so i think i send some amiga greetings : 
   the final supplyers     -.hotline     -     rik      -     hawk     -    
dr.mabuse     -      weser.cracking service     -     icc     -     heros of
time     -     fairlight.                  now some thanks :     the light
circle (nice demos)     -.  new age (fast cracks, but boring intros)     -    
eca (nice work on.marauder ii     -     triad (for being such good friends).and
no some c-64 greetings :     the supply team     -     yeti     -.trianon     - 
   twr (1881)     -     d.s. compware     -     ice     -.the artworx     -    
the wild boys     -     triad     -     fairlight.            you who we didn't
mention now, perhaps you will come up later in.this scroll....        ok ???    
             everybody is still asleep,.except i and crusader....          
crusader will now take over for a.while...             no, he won't...  so i
will continue....         the.weather is nice and it's 15 degrees outside... 
it's no wind and no.clouds...     oohhh     a girl did just cicle along the road
out side.here...                           i wonder if i ..............     .   
.. ..  yeaaaah    now has also crusader fallen asleep again...    by the way,
i.begin to feel really tired now....      the one who wake up first
will.continue...        now i'm gonna sleeeeeeeeeep...........whoeeegie
yah.moomoomooran yes it's janitor!!! nike has been sleeping for 2 minutes
and.i've been sleeping for 1 hour, so now i'm megaawake! disks and dosks
and.dusks is it not in the weather err cli dsr rxd cts ! ! ! auf naturlich
aber.gern, sehr grossartig, hieehohh. bye!............hi there..crusader
talking.and writing... who else grydhgjgfjhfahgfhgjhdsjhgdsjghf oouuppss,
sorry..the size of this scrolltext is now 11700 bytes and the time is 09:27:34
soon.the shopp will open pppppppiiiiiiiggggggg!!!!!!!      i wonder if this
text.gonne be any longer..... i say that becouse i dont have any insperation
at.the moment (begining to ball out). but now i cant think of anything more
to.write about at the moment so goodbye or now.................
well,it's.mr.pinge here again. the time is now 9.37.45 a.m. and i have been
sleeping.since 05.00.  nike called me a weakling because i was tired and slept
some.hours. but what did i see when i wake up???? a little poor
sleeping.nike.....don't talk about weak people!!!!  well,janitor is now ripping
the.music from nemesis the warlock on the little c-64,and crusader is just
too.tired to do anything at all.... soon we will going to have some food.
what.about pizzas. okey???? but i think we will wait some hours before
that..maybe sparrow will arrive here in a few hours. i really hope so,and then
we.can start to make a mega-long scroll-text on the c-64 too. i must go to
the.toilet now but i will be back later.... crusader here we've just been to
the.now well known shopp shopping. everybody bought a 3 litres coke, one
big........ i interrupt this conversation for an urgent message, if anyone
get.there hands on a big plier, to open one of the cokes, please
contact.us...... bag of estrella cheesedoodles and some other stuff that i
cant.remeber at the moment..... the time is now 11:03:43 and we still
havent.written anything of interest in this text......... but who gives a
shit..talking about shit, here comes janitor (if you think that we have a bit
ruff.conversation between each other in relax, dont worry, we just are
like.this).   the text is at the moment +-12909 bytes long. just now someone
run.past my window with a tennis racket in his bag, strange, very
strange..mr.pinges coke just dripped a bit in my refrigerator,
sssssooooooooo.nnnnnniiiiccccee. fuck shit .... i hope the boss will be here
tomorrow with.some originals. that would be nice. no i cant sit here writing all
day, here.comes someone else................ well mr.pinge is sitting right
behind the.keyboard now and i  will say some words. my coke is still left. thank
god.for that. becasue i have not so much money left. i must leave for a
while.but maybe someone else want to type on the keyboard.............    
janitor.made it again, for the second time today (and it's only 11:36:53) he
jammed.his coke capsule. ooohhh shit he can really do it wrong that guy
(crusader.writing) now someone else..............eeehhhh i think ....... no it's
still.crusader i just want the scroll text to be long so i'll do some
fill.in...........................................................like that.
but.now over to someone else........it's mr.pinge here.just now janitor
is.destroying his capsule with a big knife and nike is still sleeping.
ah,a.glass of coke is just great and i feel really fresh. now i must go and
do.something on the c-64.see you later man.......well, here i am, sparrow. a.few
minutes ago i wrote a song on the sixtyfour. i suppose it is my last for.that
machine... all my processortime and dma-channels are allocated for the.amiga. we
sure have got one nitty gritty pice of hardware here, digiview.all.day today we
digitized a few flowers, all the persons in our group including.a immitation of
a s.c.c. member (you know that ufo type).this demo and mine.(on the amiga, you
know are our (relax) introduction in the world of.swirling amiga graphics,
sampled sound-waves and jerky.withoutborderscrollroutines... we all hope you
like our intros, demos and.those unnamed routines coming from us now and in the
future...see.you..............         hi ho hi ho  the make you trubbles go,
vote.relax.....        it's nike again....        i bet that we have made alot
of.wrong spelling in this demo, but who cares ????  all the others are
sitting.in the room beside this, talking a lot of shit... (they always
do...).hello everyone!!! mr.pinge is writing to you now. if you want to contact
us.just contact :  'mr.pinge' (cbm-64) (s-46 31 234011 , ask for stefan.)  
,.'janitor' (cbm-64) (s-46 13 63880 , ask for per.)   ,   crusader (amiga).(s-46
13 149684 , ask for jonas.)   , 'nike' (amiga) (s-46 480 50477 , ask.for jan.)  
,   'sparrow' (amiga) (s-46 13 50307 , ask for jonas.)   ,.'the boss' (amiga)
(s-46 480 50875 , ask for bosse.)       that's all for.this time. i hope you
have enjoyed this little scroll-text.  see you soon.. bye-bye from  r  e  l  a 
x  !!!!

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