baaaaah! quartex again? ...... no! ...d .......
thank... god ...it's not. ... here we go......È..........
... they write the ...year 1988. .. whole germany ...was occu...pied by
...the software police ... ...whole germany? ... no!... a
crew of inflexible ............software pirates does not stop offering
resistance to the justice. so friends, we are not talking about asterix and
obelix, no, in 1988 ........ is ..........the force against the evil
justice. talking about << tristar% >>, after half a year of coding and working
(or not?) we are now proud to present our third intro, another masterpiece in
amiga programming. .......þ..now coming .the credits of this demo:
.þ... ... coding: ........–.....2transfomer......–.....2 graphix:
......–.....2 terminator......–.....2 sound:
....–.....2knackosoft......–.....2 and flynn. ......– by the way, after
..........thrust has broken our scrollrecord (after all not a very
...intelligent scrolltext done by thrust we like to say) we .....intend to
conquest the crown again; and we can promise .þyou, it is done with this one,
which contains at least 35 kb full of cool and interesting text (and not such a
text ....in thrust style like: a friend is sitting next to me and ...watches tv
... it is 12 o'clock, i am eating ... etc. etc. etc. ). to get a lot of
fresh ideas into the text we ...intend to give almost any member of << tristar%
>> (and that's ..quite a lot!) a chance to write a little bit of his own
.........gossip. let me introduce myself: i am frankie, honary ..member of <<
tristar% >> (after i had some problems i stopped at ...least working active for
the group), one of the founders .þof the group, 18.5 years old and a heavy
metal freak. i was the one who wrote the legendary text for << tristar% >> demo
...#1, so i have the honour to write the first part of this .....mega scrolly.
so, to start with, i want to write ......something about our hard destiny and
how we managed it (....þ..heyheyhey). as you perhaps may know, we had our
first ...problems six months ago in march. that was the end of ....<< tristar%
>> in remscheid. everyone thought that the group will now surrender, but that
wasn't. delaware in wuppertal stopped doing his work ...on the 64 and
began to trade on the amiga (by post and modem). in the meantime a lot of teams
had problems with ...the police (like the star-frontiers) or were afraid of
........continuing working (like the movers). you see, already half a year ago
it was hot in germany. because of this, a ........lot of loosergroups saw their
chance to get a little bit famous. some .þof our first modem partners in the
usa was the famous 64 ......group 'fuck beyond repair (fbr)' which got the
hottest amiga stuff from the states as well. after some weeks .....they joined
<< tristar% >> and we got our first bbs in the united states. we also got a lot
of originals from our american ..........partners, so that we soon were again
one of the leading teams (that has nothing to do with 'leading five' or
.......'leading six' or shit like this!). by the way, leading ....þsix: it is
now june and we left the 'leading five'. you may ask now, why the hell does
such a cool, fast and intelligent team like << tristar% >> left such a
cooperation like the 'leading five'? there were many reasons. .....1. the
connection was founded by the champs, hotline, high quality crackings and not at
least << tristar% >> (delta force joined ...some weeks later) in january to
exchange the hottest stuff first internal to make some competition against
bamiga sector one & the kent team, the bitstoppers and movers. well, that was
not so. any lamer had for example a new hotline program as fast as we had.
2. we called ourselves 'the leading five' but there was another team in germany
which was lots faster than we. that team was called .....
'axxess' ........d and had his big times in ...january/february '88 (strange
eh?). 3. reason: delta force got lame, hotline, too (joke, the reason was
that hotline got busted in holland by interpol (!)). so, reasons enough for us
to leave that cooperation. we think that we don't need other teams to be top
(if you don't agree ...please name me three teams which are better than <<
tristar% >>). so, going on with the story. .....after the break of the
.þ...leading six, we got two new members in the usa: warehead, ...re-animator
and def leppard (who has an own bbs in the usa. stay a while for the number,
because that's the ...only way to contact us!). ...in the meantime our old
friend phobiac (fbr) got busted by at&t, so he stopped (r.i.p., phobiac). but
what about the german scene in july/august, ..frankie? hm, not a lot to say
except that a lot of lamers got busted and scratched from the scene, some big
guys ...also got an evil visit - short: almost everyone got problems with the
police (except fat irata from red sector - don't ask me why, but i call it luck
of the dull (of the very dull - don't try a war against us iratababy (baby ?
never seen such a fat baby ... never seen such an ugly .....baby!). i hope
that you know that a war against us is deadly for you! by the way, where are
the 70 dm ?? so, continuing with the story: almost all lamers in germany got
busted (except irata), the champs stopped (ha, too hot in germany for old doc'
pablo, .....eh?) and only the strongest survived at all. not much this days in
germany, perhaps 3 or 4 good or acceptable teams but nothing more. the same in
foreign countries (for example hotline in holland, bamiga in belgium and the
kent team .....in great britain). looks quite dark for the future, eh? hmmm, at
last it seems to get a little bit better as bamiga is back and quartex seems to
be also a quite fast team (but not the fastest, r....d!). so, we are now
already in september, better september the 7th. delaware ....þis sitting in
front of his amiga. the door bell is ringing (hey, a text in thrust style? no,
not at all). guess who was ringing? three dudes were ringing, calling
themselves policemen - softwarepolice. what does delaware do in such a
situation? yes, right, he does not ........open the door and tried to hide as
much disks, addresses, etc. as possible. after some protests of these three
(stooges?) policemen, delaware had to let them in. well, what did they find?
80 disks (5 1/4), some 64 stuff (7 disks at all) and a plk (don't write anymore
to this plk .........except if you want to get busted! ...the number is:
034679 b * 5600 wuppertal 2). ...that was all and the three stooges
(policemen?) went home to enjoy our stuff. and now? << tristar% >> 100 per
cent dead? no way, << tristar% >> is alive - as you can see 500 per cent alive
striking back with ........this powerful great intro. that was part ii of the
<< tristar% >> story so far (read part i in our first presentation demo!) *
so, are you still reading? great guy but you have to prove your patience about
a great while longer (if you want ......to stand tight until the end) because as
already told almost all of the tristars will do their part to the scrolltext and
you are still reading my (frankie) part which is the first one! hmmm, what to
write to keep you ..guys awake ... hmmmm ... what about a little bit of
....þentertainment (isn't all of this text first class entertainment?) ...
what about seeing your own team in this scrolltext? ... how can you see your
team in this scrolltext (quite easy, send 50 dm to the following #$%*.:# - o.k.
just kidding) ... but where can you see your team? ........... quite right,
100 points for you my friends, in the greetings, lightshinings, fuckings, golden
regards, etc. ... there are no greetings in this demo ... there is a ranking
list in this demo: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, wild ones of all ages,
<< tristar% >> sent out avatar ......þ...lightshinings to those groups having
complete all eight virtues of the inner light: honesty, compassion, valor,
justice, sacrifice, honor, humility and spiritually. got it? ... no? ...
never mind, short for the dull people, here are the best ten, starring thursday,
22th of the 38th week: .. ...... ... .... ..1. quartex * 2. world of wonders
* 3. defjam (great compactings!) * 4. powerslaves * 5. ackerlight * 6.
bamiga sector one & quoram * 7. thrust * 8. magnum force * 9. megaforce
(the cyborgs) * 10. high quality crackings ... ........and that was it ...
hmmm or not? there are quite a lot .þ...teams which are very sympathic to us
but are not strong enough to be mentioned in our ranking list (because we think
that the ranking teams are the world elite at the moment). ok, we wish to
salute in a very special way also ...these groups (like they come into our
mind): .....oks import division * sinners * trilogy * swiss cracking
association * fairlight * wild copper (for very good programming) * ikari
* radwar (what about the birthday-party bernd? offer still valid?) * hotline
* madonna cracking group * dynamic duo * dago * eagle soft incorporated
* dominators * public enemy #1 * bfbs * knight hawks * saxxons crew *
associated animation company * blizzards * random access * max headroom
from network 23 a division of the science frontiers * rage & dynamic systems
(why not?) * rdap * rawhead * steel pulse * axxess * skyline * aia
(the master) * level 99 * the movers * danish gold * northern lights *
free network * cyborgs * northstar * warfalcons * the light circle *
taurus 1 * cpu * exec * mr. zeropage * flash * onyx * quadlite (mark
ii) * dominators * jewels * crackhawk * paramount * karl arsch of the
champs (now housemaster) * delta force * 1001 crew * s0dan & magician 42
* level 42 * australian crackers united * bros * alpha flight * amig0
* antitrax 2010 * the organized crime (explorer) * oracle * commando
frontiers (old freddy, special hi's from old frankie) * all at amiga special
* all at asm * enterprise * the connection * the goonies * the visitors
* vision * the softkiller crew ... .....ok, at last we broke our heads to
remember all our old ...swappartners to disadvantage no one, so we think that we
forgot no one at least; if this isn't so: sorry! ... so, guys, if you are
still reading you have survived my part of the intro. in some minutes, delaware
will .....take the keyboard to write some sentences. you can now ...get up to
get something to eat or relax, etc. don't be .........þ..afraid to miss any
thing of this megascrolly, because i will show you now our only contact
addresses (so you must have something to write now!). contact us if you dare
at: .....<< tristar% >> (don't write it on the letter) * plk 034695 b *
...5600 wuppertal 2 * west germany (still safe!) ... or call us in the usa:
dial 406 - 782 - 3161 (24 hours online, 2400, 4800 and 9600 baud) ... if the
first is busy then try this one: 213 - 329 - 4603 (24 hours online, 1200 and
2400 baud). ...so that was my part, thank you for reading and enjoy dela's
part. see you somewhere in time!! * * * ......hhheeeyyyy man this is delaware
now typing over ya screen. i am 16 years old and i am the only swapper in <<
tristar% >>, i am also modem swapper in << tristar% >> and phone phreaker. i
like only heavy metal and i hate popper music ... i am playing all day ultima
iv and i am searching for some guys who solved this amazing game.
..........last week i got a visit by amiga special and they've done a
..interview with us. have you seen the interview in the .......þamiga special
with high quality crackings ?? the same guys made the interview with us.
.........our interview will contain 2 or 3 pages in the amiga special. so get
the next amiga special and enjoy it. they want to show our great << tristar% >>
brush and some old intros and some cracks. * for the people who are
interested: i have a dog, a cat (with 4 ......little kiddens), a rabbit, a gold
fish etc ... i love my cats and i hate our dog. for poeople who have no cats:
hey you little lamer get a cat. every amiga user must have a cat ... if not
then get one, or get one from me. my cat got 4 babys (she got fucked by a black
& white ......by male cat) and then she got after 4 months 4 cool looking babys.
they are looking very cute. my mum don't want that i keep them, so i must give
them to other people. for people who are searching cool new stuff (the newest
amiga stuff) write to my plk! the plk was shown some ......minutes ago. if you
didn't got it then get again something to write and send me real fast something
(money or empty disks):... << tristar% >> * plk 034695 b * 5600 wuppertal 2
* west germany ... don't forget to contact me. ok ......do ya like this
demo ?? soon it will come a new demo called ......'magic-scroll' from us. my
fingers are getting lame and now gandalf want to write something. i am not a
well scrollwriter, so gandalf is typing now. yyeeahhh this is gandalf now
#$>35#$;#,$#!?/# no it's again delaware. i forgot ....something. so friends i
forgot to put a memberlist in this scroll. the other members don't want to put
one cauz they don't want that you see that we are a lot of people. but i don't
want to hide that we are a great group with many members. attention: don't
write after 3 ..months to my plk. cauz i will use then another one, because
perhaps the policemen will look at this plk when they see it in this great demo.
yeeaahhh baby's i must give the keyboard now to << flynn >> he is one of our
sound makers. * * * ......now 'flynn' is writing something special to you:
first i want to say that knackosoft and i are answerable for the song you are
now listening. this is a good song for an intro we hope. in a few weeks we
will start a new project called tristar% - sound - demo ...þ#1. it will
include 4 or more songs from us and uncle sam, another << tristar% >> member.
try to get it from your local dealer. now i want to send some special remarks
to a few persons: ...hi dr. mabuse of d.o.c! in my opinion you are writing the
......most refreshing scrollies i've ever read. they are so marvellous that no
one can reach your standard. i hope to read more from you in the future. ich
mache einen grossen 'aufen auf deine runde tafel du sogenannter koenig arthuess!
* .........hi wild copper! your last preview of your demo disk is really
amazing. i hope to get the final version in the near future. * hi michael of
the drunken rom crew! it's really great to play with you the old game bubble
bobble. i hope to get your ..fabulous intro if it's finished. * .....þhi
mike of the sinners! schweehr zuh sajen neech!?! why don't you want to cut off
the low pass filter in your amiga 1000 ?? it sounds wonderful. * hi dirk of
red sector! gestaehh lamer ... da du keinerlei anstallten unternimmst uns zu
gruessen (so ein bloedsinn), ............haben ......wir ......beschlossen
......euch ......ebenfalls ......nicht ......zu gruessen. ...vielleicht
ueberlegst du dir es ja noch anders. mit den beschimpfungen vorhin habe ich
nichts zu tun!! an dieser stelle moechte ich trotzdem alle anderen mitglieder
(flash, mr. zeropage, dag, drunken rom crew, exec u.s.w. gruessen!). man
......ist ja schliesslich kein unmensch, nicht wahr.... * ... hi
thrust! wenn ihr unseren text an laenge wieder ueberbieten wollt, dann viel
spass. wir werden uns mit einem noch laengeren text ....(ca. 8.5 terrabyte!!)
...raechen (diesmal von uns: aeeetsch). at this point i want to ...greet all
the american members of thrust!! stay in contact with our american members!! *
hi jungle command! i'm waiting for your newest music invasion. coming soon ?
i love the 'crazy comets' song and 'feeling sad' is wonderful!! * hi
megaforce! your mega-demo is quite cool. i like the sampled sentences of tron
in the game. i also like the shadow on the ...second pipe. * .....nun noch
eine bemerkung fuer alle deutschen amiga user: wir alle ..zusammen muessen
etwas dagegen unternehmen, dass die amigaszene ...in unserm deutschen land durch
eingriffe der bullizei (hee? ach so!) nicht voellig lahmgelegt wird. deshalb
sorgt dafuer, dass keine adressen von anderen gruppen gefunden werden und macht
......auf keinenfall das was dieser (man traut sich ja schon gar ..nicht mehr
den namen auszusprechen) 'powerstation' gemacht hat; der hat doch tatsaechlich
alles moegliche ueber einige gruppen ..ausgesagt um seine persoenlichen
rachegelueste auszuspielen (find ich wirklich nicht gut!! nicht auf diese
weise!!). nun ja, .......ich hoffe, dass die eine oder andere gruppe in zukunft
vorsichtiger ist, damit sie nicht aufhoeren muss wie z.b. die champs (hallo
jungs, besonders housemaster!!). ..wir lassen uns einfach nicht unterkriegen!!
wie h.q.c schon ..so sinnig bemerkte: jetzt erst recht!! ..now i have to give
the keyboard to one of our modem freaks. .þhis name is << gandalf >>. have
fun with his confusing expressions * * * .......gandalf: joohoo everybody,
boys and girls, metal freax and those trying to be some. this is gandalf of <<
tristar% >>. the other << tristar% >> members told me to write something, but
don't await so much from me, because my english is bad (only .....joking). so
let's start to introduce myself : i am one of the founders in << tristar% >>,
so you can say ..i am one of the first in this group. the first time in <<
tristar% >> i was the original supplier and a kind of manager for every-one. i
also started to .....learn mc 68000 assembler but the time for such a project
was missing, so i tried to swap a little ..bit software. but as you already
know frankie got busted, and whole << tristar% >> was in big trouble, so we must
change every role. my idea was to swap .....overseas by using a modem, because
at least only a few guys here have had a modem. so delaware and ..me procured
us a 1200-baud modem in order to get all the new american stuff as fast as
possible. after a while we have reached our destiny, we .....found a very cool
guy, we knowed already from c64 times. his handle was phobiac (joe) from the
legendary fbr. at this place a special hi to my dear old friend joe who must
quit the modem-trading, because an american phone company .....called at&t
busted him for using stolen calling cards. bye old mate ... so let me
continue writing my storie. phobiac got every new original as fast as hell and
we were always the first to ..present it. but after some time of hard ....þand
long nights, other groups also got their modem and now it began a contest
against time. but we had another trump, we were the first european group having
a bbs there, where everbody could upload and download everything. that was our
....þadvantage against other groups. july 1988: was a month that will live
with me forever. not only did we lose our best friend and the greatest
modem-swapper i had ever known. phobiac (joe) came into our life at the
beginning of 1988. at that .......time we were incredibly depressed, and he was
what we had dreamed about in a perfect modem-swapper. he helped making all our
dreams comming true. along the way we become buddies and business partners. joe
was a very special person, he .....inspired, cheered and made everyone in
contact with him, feel good. building the group with joe was one of the
happiest times of our work. what you are about to see and hear is a dedication
to joe, this was started to perform late june 1988. .....we have to release this
for many reasons, but now we feel it's the right time. we know his doing will
continue to inspire you all. this is our tribute to phobiac (joe). thanks for
all joe, your friends delaware, gandalf and all the other << tristar% >>
members. ok that was our ......tribute to a very cool member. august 1988: we
got now a new very cool dude (joe's best friend) to join our group. his handle
is warehead (john). he is doing his job as well as joe it has done. so he is a
good friend also. hey john: may our team-work a pattern for the future. ok
lady's and gentlemen, that was my part of text i have given ..to this demo.
goodnite ! * * * ....þ...yo << tristar% >> fans! this is warehead of the
almighty << tristar% >> isn't this the best demo you have ever seen? yeah i
thought so too! much congratulations go to transformer for a job well done!
this is awesome! the long awaited demo is finally here! so you better enjoy
it! cuz its ...worth watching! ok it is approximately 11:40 in the morning and
i am currently talking to gandalf on the phone and he is bugging me about
hooking up a 2400 baud cant quite understand him! and some germans are laughing
like ronald reagan in the background on the phone, in case you .....do not know
who ronald reagan is, he is this very very old guy who always wear a fake smile
on his face, which looks like he's been fucked by a bad mutherfucking dog, which
in real life is nancy reagan and you won't believe this, but americans voted him
as the president for 2 terms .....now ... hahahhahahaahah ... just a little
bit of a political joke there ... anyway, oh also i am writing this scroll
text while transfering! isnt multi-tasking fun?! i love it. im also playing
an amiga music ... wait let me check on the transfer and see how it is doing!
shit 105 errors .....already! but the transfer is doing well thank you! oh
first i'm gonna do some greets ... ok personal greetings to all << tristar% >>
members! blackhawk, the butcher (thanx for the cool chats especially w/ bruce
lee!), phobiac (coolest guy in cali besides me! hehe ... hi joe!), re-animator
(hi .....dave! thanx for the source codes!), the fugitive (ike wanted to greet
you so here! hehe ... whats up joe! dont take you're board down! the
donations will pile up!), depeche mode (so john ill talk to you a little bit
later ok?), eaglesoft (mitch, thought i forgot you huh? actually i ....þdid,
ike told me to put ya in here, but best of luck to esi in amiga! ike's intro is
coming soon so crack something! hehe), the godfather (yo was'up how's ny?),
prowl (hey jeff be more active on amiga dude!), the flinx (hey ian!), def
leppard (hey steve! almost forgot you, .......but thanx for everything!), red
rocks (hey thomas! nice talking to you! and thanx for the sendings! wait till
my 9600, stay cool!), colin of oracle (hey dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
kix! and be sure to watch nightmare on elm st. its awesome! dont be scared!
be a man! .....hahahah, just kidding! best of luck to oracle!), jester and mark
of pe #1 (sorry for the delayed transfer!), ulf .þof defjam! (hey thanx for
the compacted disks and everything else! and use at&t more! they are safe!),
eric of bs1 (greetings to everyone in your family. hope ......to see many more
from bs1/qrm!), hans of megaforce (hey dont kid yourself! you are arnold
schwarzenegger from austria! hhehee, and get ur modem working again! dont be
lazy! heheh), ginnie of acu (g'day mate! hope aussie gets cable soon! talk to
you soon!), jesper of bros/holland .......(nice talking to ya! get bros.
going!), strider of flt (hey so how's the trip to the us of a? be sure flt
trades with fbr in 64! hehe), billy of qrm/usa (be more polite on the phone!
hahha, i'll see what i can do about that hacker's #, good luck in qrm!), andy of
dcs (best wishes ........to your new store! keep up the great work on 64 be
sure to send them to fbr!), the torrance boys! (wolverine, unprotector, ezy e,
raster blaster (get an amiga dung!), the last dragon (hi tim!), i guess thats
all the greets from me ... if i forgot you then its because i meant ....to
... hehe ... ok now lets see, what else is going on ... umm ... oh im
watching guns 'n roses on mtv on cable! and my dad just took the phone away, so
i guess ill have to call back dela of << tristar% >> again ... oh to all you
germans, stephi graf is winning the us open against some bitch ........name
sabatini ... but who cares tennis is quite boring! oh shit! my sister just
reminded me that school starts in 5 days! what a bitch! oh well ... i have
to live with it then ... but it dont matter it's my senior year in high
school, one more year and i'm out of that hell hole! i .....think im gonna take
my first day off from school on the first day! ... hehe ... and def leppard
is on the radio with pour some sugar on me! always listen to def leppard its
good for you! hysteria is awesome, best album! and oh my favorite video just
popped on mtv! thats right, dj jazzy .....jeff and the fresh prince with
parents just dont understand, which i'm sure everyone can relate to! wait i
have to take a shit real quick! ill be back in a few! aah that was fun! fuck!
i 4got about the transfer hold ..on lemme check it out ... seven errors! not
bad! isn't amiga ....þ.great! oh if you have an atari st! trash it! it is
the lamest, shittiest machine there is! oh nice sound (plick! plick!), my
friend here is laughing! he keeps telling me amiga is lame! yeah right! ...
st does not come close to the power of an amiga! wait i 4got to greet my cat,
sassy! i ......þ.4got to feed her for the past week! i hope she's still
alive! ... oh i 4got to greet jacob in denmark! (thanx for the post card!) and
to martin and lenart of the late papillons! (coolest guys in denmark! thanx
for the memories guys!) ... i knew i forgot somebody! oh well ...
.......ummmm ... so how are you doing? tired? me too! but i have to write
4k worth of scroll text! does this look like 4096 letters? naa! didnt think
so! ... well then lets continue writing ... ok umm ... here in the sunny
california it is a beautiful day! about 80 degrees weather perfect to .......go
to the beach but i have to write this scrolltext so this really fucked up my
weekeend! but the demo is awesome so its worth it! ... ok this is to the
people in tennesse! california is not going to sink in the ocean! we might
break away from the states! but we are not gonna .....sink! ok? and please!
elvis is dead! dont believe this bullshit about him being alive! all these son
of bitches are just spreading rumors to make some money! oh yeah the election
is almost here in the states, so freddy krueger for president! yeaah! go
freedy! reagan sucks! im ......running out of things to talk about!
aaaaaaaaacccccccccchhhhhhhoooo! god bless me! oh yeah i also 4got to greet
bluebeard of bencor bros. (hope to see ya here in l.a. when amiga expo comes
to cali!) i'm so forgetful! this is it i cant this anymore i'm gonna .....quit
... i have to eat then head to the beach, remember, life is a major beach! ok
but give these boards a ring! amiga teletrader: 406-782-3161 & unknown:
213-329-4603 for the newest stuff! ... and greets to all of tristar's
contacts! oh and thanx to mom and dad for the popcorn! .....gee thanx alot! ok
i must say goodbye now! ... so bye y'all ... and may the wares be with you!
<< tristar% >> in 1988 ... shit the butcher just called me and as usual always
bothering me! and we now calling someone on three way and i dunno who it is
... oh it's oahawhool of fbr ........64! ... and we woke him up! ... anyway
i must say good bye now ... so i'll talk to ya dudes later! bye! * * * this
is def leppard ... sysop of the amiga tele-trader tristar%/usa head quarter.
2400-9600 baud (no 1200!) 65 megs. ....þspecial greetings to the flinx/quartex
usa hq * the agnostic/bamiga usa hq * warehead (keep up the great work) *
rom chip (couldn't do it without ya buddy!) * the rest of << tristar% >> *
defjam * quoram * bamiga * trilogy * anyother..awesome groups i have
forgotten! hey overseas 9600 bauders ....þgive my bbs a call! you won't be
disappointed! to skyline: had to order the cd - will get it in about 3 days!
sorry for the delay. oh ya the bbs phone # might come in handy. 406-782-3161.
two i forgot to greet merkwood/maad and viral empath/bamiga - two other great
9600 baud users! suggestion to .......1200 bauders: get a 9600 or at worst a
2400. all the boards are starting to lock out 1200 - so stay on top get a new
modem! 2400's are mega cheap! if you would like to mail trade documents or
originals contact me at 406-782-3161. would you like to expand your 500,1000 or
2000 up to a meg or more? (remember you will .....need a meg to play dragon's
lair!) get a 0k board and i will supply you with the chips for $8.00 a piece
(way below retail!) it takes 16 to make 512k ... call the board if you are
interested! if there is anyone who has a 40 meg or larger st-506 hard drive
with a power supply who wants to sell it .....cheap call me! i'm very
interested in one! also i am looking for a cheap perfect sound digitzer or a
digi-view. if you have one for sale let me know! 5k hmmmmmm what else is there
to say. only 3.5k to go! look for the amiga tele-trader ii in a few weeks it.
will only be 2400 but you can't have it all i .....guess. the amiga tele-trader
is going two lines (both 9600) in 1 1/2 months so watch for it! remember: if
you are in any good group and you have 9600 make sure you call right away! well
to close things up i can only think of one way to end my scroll text and that is
to type a song! dust off your pyromania tape ......and sing along! the opening
song in the def leppard hysteria tour. i said welcome to my show it's just you
and me babe. we got the whole damn night to go you're holding out on me, while
i'm on fire if you can't stand the heat, then you should try victim of my vices,
you know who you are you skate on ice to .......paradise, stairway to the stars
stagefright all night, won't you let go all night stagefright, on with the show
you come on like a lady dressed to kill never thought you could be caught, but
you will a little understanding, a little love a headline arround the back is
what i'm thinkin' of stagefright all night, .....won't you let go all night
stagefright, on with the show stagefright all night, you're dream starts today
allnight stagefright, is only a heartbeat away you're going for my head, you're
going down gettin' good at being bad, you're hangin' round a fun inspired
asylum, toys for the boys love on the ........rocks, forget-me-nots, you got no
change --- def leppard 'stagefright' well this is def leppard saying later! * *
* hi freaks. this is kns of << tristar% >>. delaware and frankie forced me to
write something for this nice intro. after .....hours of brainstorming i
decided to send some greetings to personal friends of me. so if you do not
belong to these people sleep a while, eat something or fuck your penguin.
...here we go: my personal greetings go to sac (members: anja, carola, ina,
britta, sonja, ...daniela, sylvia, martina, tanja, baerbel, sandra, brunhilde,
andrea, wolfgang, timo, oliver, joerg, bombe, dirk, hans-juergen and mia).
after this first list a joke for our german friends: in der strassenbahn! ein
junger mann sitzt neben einem alten. der alte sieht schon recht ...angeschlagen
aus: eingefallene backen, kaum noch ein haar auf dem kopf, zitternde haende.
ausserdem hat er ein sehr bleiches gesicht. da sagt der junge mann: 'meine
guete, sie sehen aber schlecht aus. wann haben sie denn das letzte mal etwas
mit einer frau gehabt?' antwortet der .....opa: 'neunzehn-fuenf-und-vierzig.'
junger mann: 'oh, das ist ja schon ewig her. wie haben sie denn die lange zeit
ohne frau ausgehalten?' der opa: 'wieso denn das? neunzehn-fuenf-und-vierzig
hatte ich zum letzten .....mal etwas mit einer frau. jetzt ist es doch erst 20
uhr 15! (groehl, jubel, lach) ok. now to the second part of sac greetings:
hansi, andrea, brigitte, dirk, rebecca, jutta, patrick and his sister. the next
greetings go to all muscle-freaks in the whole world (hi arnold): ...juergen,
bernd, andreas, frank, frank, angela and the rest of bernd's bodyworkers. a
special mega-hello to our conan and his girlfriend: thorsten and britta. now
some computer-greetings: trace, ttb, sebbl of tds, oliver, thomas v., prof.
wegener, prof. yserentant (fick dich .....selbst du arschloch), toemmi and
claudi, ufo, delaware, gandalf, flynn, terminator, akronym, garfield,
donald-soft, conan, carsten, frankie, uncle sam, stefan, taurus one, auwi,
christian (lang, lang ists her), dirk, angelika. some greetings to other
persons: dagmar, ...thomas b. and a very special super-hyper-mega hello to his
father who makes our new stickers (more information follows), jens, possum,
houston, burkhard, heike, ralf, kiki, joerg, thomas s., rein(ig)er, steffi and
lars, ..melanie. a very special hello goes to all soldiers who ....þread this.
i wish you a lot of fun in the army (hehehe). i think it's time for a little
joke: peter und jan ueberlegen sich, wohin sie dieses jahr in den urlaub fahren
wollen! peter: 'wie waers denn mit kenia? so 'ne richtige safari?' jan:
'nee, nee da war ich schon.' peter: ...'oder in die tropen, eingebohrene
bekehren?' jan: 'da war ich auch schon.' peter: 'und ein trip an den pol,
pinguine voegeln?' jan: 'das ist doch alles kalter kaffee.' peter: 'jetzt
hab ichs. wir buchen bei killer-reisen eine berlin-safari. da gibt es fuer
jeden umgelegten tuerken .....eine praemie.' jan: 'super. das ist die idee.'
gesagt, getan. drei wochen spaeter sind die beiden in berlin-kreuzberg auf der
pirsch. ploetzlich sieht peter einen tuerken, der in einer muelltonne wuehlt.
er legt an, zielt: blattschuss, tuerke tot. da kommt ein ...aufgebrachter
polizist herbeigerannt: 'was machen sie denn da? sie koennen doch nicht
einfach einen tuerken erschiessen.' jan: 'aber wir haben doch bei
killer-reisen gebucht. hier ist unsere bescheinigung, dass wir soviele tuerken
schiessen duerfen, wie wir wollen.' polizist: 'ja .....aber doch nicht
waehrend der fuetterungszeiten!' (deutsche: groehl, schrei, fall um vor
lachen! tuerken: scheiss deutsche, nazis, mistpack). ich hoffe, dass sich
jetzt niemand auf den schlips getreten fuehlt. wir wissen doch alle, dass die
tuerken ein anstaendiges und sauberes ...volk sind. ja. sie bekommen noch
nichtmal aids. schliesslich hat ja auch ein virus seinen stolz. this was ...it.
good-bye. and don't forget to watch out for our new mega-stickers * * *
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