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hoffahfaa !!!  team-x is proud to present....  you guess what !!!   we got.
couple new members from    destiny  R       T    they are called:. cosma,
fizzban, raist and alf !!!!   now push rat left button or you must. read twight
and pawn    sick    R   T  jokes !!!!  here they come.......                
.zirp!!!    hi there!! i`m here in the mr wiz`s demo, as you might see!!! .a
joke:   what is it, when there is  5000 gypsies and 7000 negros on the bottom.
of sea ?       the bloody good start!!!      a good way to cure
know the great hangover.  heart stands and body beats! .take your sock, if you
still have one, off your foot.   take a sharp stick of .wood and put it under
your toenail.   then walk to the nearest wall and give .it a good kick.   you
sure forget your headache!!   by the way it`s twight .joking and i will pass the
qboard now.   and then it`s pawn here.the time is .now about 20.04 here in
finland and it means that it`s about time for students .to wake up    time for
memory resetting in the near future -about half an hour-.       and now       
some more jokes for u lads. (and ladies)  have you ever .heard of an 94 years
old male hunk who was asked for his secrets of long life. .well, he answered sex
is it, definitely.       and when did you last time....  khrmmm  you know what i
mean.    well    it was about nineteen and fourty-five.      but that was
certainly a long time ago, wasn`t it.    .well why, it is .now only twenty
o`clock !!!!       and that was really funny wasn`t it! .we all send greetings
to kasper of bite rappers,  a paint in your arse. (have you finally found your
jacket, you tupsu-fucksey!!!) the supervisor. (the ultimate fucksey)       and
here comes mr wiz....  yo hoffi..... i. just saw `your` last intro.... did you
code it self ???? thanx for greaaat. message !!! i like it.... but you know, you
are living on stone-age..... how about your `sources` ???? are you done them
self ??? or are them made by .someone else, like your first `demo` and i`m sure
that other `intro`. is too made by someone else !!! try to learn some
dos-commands first that. you mustn`t ask `how to use startup-sequence` !!!! .and
now back to pawn and twight sick jokes........      .hi folx, itz twight again
and a goooood (?) joke:      what`s the .difference between a jude and a
santa-claus?       they go to the different .directions in the smokestack.   hi
there all internet-freax, here comes an .invitation...  get in touch with
oulubox in the university of oulu. its a .place where really happens.  the
internet address is and type .box to login. i will see you there.   
 and now may day is once again over .and we`ve got to start thinking about
studying (geez! do we really have to!) .but at least it is pawn writing the
scrolly again.  .   that`s all (twight) .oh no no it isn`t (pawn) you`ll just
have to stand for some veeery boring time .here reading this scrolly. how about
some more jokes ?         i thought so! .             we want more we want more
we want more......          ok     .here`s another for you.....         have
ever heard about a banana and green .elephant.       oh no it`s from stone-age.
i`m sure everybody has heard it. .          ok.  how about chess, pawn       (a
bad joke   reeeeally twight). .  by the way, do you actually watch the
twight-zone?      yep    every sector! .   (a good one!)               we want
more we want more we want more      .shut the window wiz. the kids are
interrupting us      want we more?  want we .more?   now that sounds better     
       and finally        after all    .the interruptings etc        are over
and here is the joke  yippee!    .what does a boy do when he feels cold?   he
rubs his hands.       what does a .girl do when she feel cold?   she lets us to
come in!    (hi all female fans! .(our address is on the telephonebook!!!)) or
ask mr wiz.   now it`s time for .some greetings           hi there!            
that`s all             .              is there still someone?       and now
greetings to: the wicked    .dr mabuse of alpha flight       kasper of
byterapers       supervisor of eva.      xyz-soft          and ikiihanille
armaturrille, gemisteille,  .gonelaisille,   huiippu  titelle   ja   
tutapaskiaisille    still going wrong. and to chemistry students in kuopio
university. bye now!!!!!!!!!!!!.      but i am not going to stop writing
yet.....   hey fellas.....  hands off.... .i have certain rights......   don`t
take my chair.....  why are you carrying .me out....    i haven`t done anything,
have i?     let`s watch twight-zone....   i am not going to that bus.....   
hey, if you are trying to push me under .that bus,  i have to refuse.....    why
that rope....    and why stones in my .pocket.....   so what, i don`t know
where`s the nearest lake..... .hey   f  e  l  l  o  w   s .  .  .  .  .     (hit
mouse left button if ya. don`t wanna read all of this .... again !!)

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