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INTRO... CREDITS ARE BORING SO LET US GET RID OF THEM RIGHT AWAY...     ULTRA
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BARRAX     ...     THAT WOZ DAT FOR THE CREDITS!     THIS WEIRD INTRO WAS PUTTED
TOGETHER IN THE EUPHORIA"S SIXTIES MEETING PART 2 IN ONE HOUR... TO ALL THOSE
FOREIGN DUDES I CAN TELL YOU THAT THE UGLY LOOKING LADY HERE WORKS IN A FINNISH
TELEVISION NETWORK CALLED MTV... THIS INTRO IS PURE PD SO SPREAD THIS (HEH!).   
 NOW, WHAT THE FUCK COULD I TELL YOU?   INTERESTED OF HEARING A NICE STORY OF
HOW TO GET BOOZED IN LIEVESTUORE WITH 24 BOTTLES OF KOFF-BEER?   NAAH... 
GUESSED IT!   WHAT THEN?    POLITICS?    NO!   WELL WOT DO YOU WANT?   I HAVE
NOTHING BETTER TO WRITE, SO I WILL GIVE YOU THE ADDYS FOR BURPPOUS SWAPPING..   
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ENGLISH!    GUESS WHAT IS COMING FROM THE RADIO RIGHT NOW? YEEEEAAAAHHH!   
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IT OR SUCK YOUR DICK!!!     OOH, WHAT TO PUKE YOU AT NOW..?     ANY NEW KIDS ON
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AND I HAVEN"T BEEN SLEEPING FOR 36 HOURS... AHH SHIT!     SO DO NOT WONDER IF
THIS TEXT HAS NO GOOD IDEAS AND IS A BIT WEIRD. SOOOOOOOOO.... WANNA HEAR SOME
MESSAGES??? OKEEE....     SOPPAPAA (KOPPELOHEAD) - OOTKO JO UNOHTANU MITEN AMIGA
RESETOIDAAN?   SHADISTI - PITI KIRJOTTOO UUS TEKSTI... HARMI ETTEI ANZZI PAASSY
KIRJOTTAAN! ONNEE VAAN SEN MARJA-LIISAN KANZA (KIDU POIKA, KIDU...)   AKER -
OLIKOS TIVOLISSA HUBAA? HARMI ETTEN SELVINNY SINNE ASTI!   PROSTETOR - PANE SE
HUIVI JO POIS! KYLLA HAVETTAIS MUAKIN...   SANNA - JAG ALSKAR DIG!   OFA - MITES
ELAMA ILMAN AMIGAA? MAC OLI NAHNY SUT SIELLA WAPPU-TIVOLISSA...   SAVIKKA -
MISSAS OLEILET NYKYAIKANA (GROUPPI)?...   GRENKKU - ELAS KAATELE SITA KALJAA
JOKA PAIKKAAN SEURAAVAN KERRAN!   HEMMO THE UGLY BASTARD - EIX OLLUT ERI HAUSKAA
SIELLA POX-MEETINGEILLA? MENNAAN YHESSA SINNE NORJAN-PARTYILLE, NIIN EI TARTTE
SUNKAAN VALITTAA ETTEN OIS OLLU PARTYILLLA.. JA SITA PAITSI, PIENET
LAME-MEETINGIT ON JUST SIISTEJA!!! USKALLANKO OTTAA ALKOHOLIA MUKAAN SINNE
NORJAAN? VAI PITASKO OTTAA VAAN KOKIS-AUTOMAATTI NIIN OIS JOTAAN SULLEKIN?!  
VAIKKU - NO KAUHEE KATO! MILLON TULIT PUUSTA ALAS?   EDDI - KAYTIN
TOALETTI-PAPERIAS JUURI SIIHEN TARKOTUKSEEN MIHIN NIMI VIITTAA...   DEVIL - MITA
TASSA SANOSKAAN? VARO PATUKOITA - TULEE KOLESTEROLIA!   MIGHTYMUZ OF MADONNA
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KUITEZKI, LAHETA NIITA MUTANTTI-TARROJA LISAA, SE OLI IHAN PAZKA MINKA SA
LAHETIT SILLON VIIMEX... NOGH, SANO TERVEISIA TOMULLE!   STE-ALTH (MUURAME
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MITEZ MENEE OULOSSA? NASSE VIIRAS PAAZA, EH?   SWAPPERJOGGER - NO HEIJ JUKKA
JOGGER! NASSE FOREVER! NASSE EDUSKUNTAAN!   MC ANA J THE APEMASTER - EKOSETELIKO
MIELESSA? SULLAHAN ON JO YX!   MC LAMMER MIKA - JEEE! WE WANT BEEEEER, WE
WANT...   NO MORE MESSAGES... DON"T WANNA BORE YOU TO DEATH, FOLKS!   GOTTA WRAP
THIS BULLSHIT (100 PER CENT, ONE WEEK SMELL QUARANTEE) OUT FROM YOUR SCREEN...
REMEMBER THAT THIS INTRO WAS ONLY MADE FOR FUN AND ALL THAT SHIT... HOPE U
ENJOYED THIZ!!!   GOTTA GO...   BARRAX SIGNING OFF ON RADIO GIGA, -99.9 MHZ...
GOODNIGHT SCENE, WHEREVER YOU ARE...   EUPHORIA - KINDA GROOVY!                 
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