this is skulli demo, and i made it today ... ... eeh ... to be usual ... i
start like this ... clones present freezed stuff to masses ... just for you i
present some freaky text ... ... if you wonder what rubbish there is said, i
tell you some reasons : this text and this code are made almost 3 months ago ...
after that i have been coding everything else but not that one ... but why this
is so late ... many reasons ... laziness ... hurry ... and i didn't have these
great fonts from sirkku, our arthurja man! anyway ... coding of this one took
two days ... next day i coded atari demo : celebration to great toybox
(yaahhh!) ... and atari demo will be released if i someday will change some
geffex in it ! fonts and musix have used after that several times ... you are
now entering timewarp ... old text continues ... welcome, you dared soldier
of fortune ... you are entered to mercyless jungle of bytes, words, longwords,
pointers, indirect calls, complex machine code ... to crunch my words, let's
just call all that in one word ... nikki corruptions 4th intro ... you see
what i mean by saying longword, eh? ... i am jukkis, from wellknown clones
incorporated, but well, you could say only clones, as our friends ... i am the
lamer of our group, to be more exact, our megalamer ... what would clones be
without one great lamer ... now as i build my own 'group' clones got many more
lamers ... but how sad, they are not as lame as i am ... i am also coder, and
product these lamedemos always i have time ... i like making amiga programs,
because it is so simple ... just make something ... anything at all ... debug
your program, and halleluja, you've got a brand new demo ... this product turned
out from my lousy, slow and very complex scroller ... i just tried to speed it
up, and suddenly noticed i had completely new concept ... 1 plane scroller uses
now 4 planes, and fonts are regularly sized ... goodbye all calculations ... and
to celebrate birth of my new scroller, i now will make an intro for us ... hope
it will be good ... i don't know yet, because only scroller is coded and only
one thing is clear ... it works fine ! now, as i have finished my animation
routine, it is time to continue my career ... laming ... but first antti, that
skull which is named by my former teacher, wants say some words to you ... hi
all, pure jenkki from hellas, great feeling in your head, fantastic for your
teeth ... join us, the mouth rappers ! ... yeah, every skull won't move, but i
do, because i can't stop !!! i love jenkki ... enough for bullshit! brains is
back behind the keyboard and is ready to present the greater reveal... how dunk
and barbara joined nikki corruptions and clones... the story won't be long
because dunk and barbara joined the group together, and the story about their
meeting must be saved for later revealing... you know, there are limited stories
to be used in demos... all right... let's get into business... dunk and barbara
were lost in finlands biggest city kouvola and smelled amiga... 'course they
folloved their noses how could they not to??? and found yukkis, who was trying
to sell them... amigas,idiot! and that's just the start of the story, read more
about it later on our soon released other demos ! yeah, now lets swap the
subject ... let the other clowns make speeches ... awcy, please take the keys,
and let the masses hear your voice ... and awcy, remember to give greetings
lovers what they deserve ... my greetings will go only to hackman, jason, all
our members, werewolf, jamex, smf, sir charlie, and all who are helped me making
this piece ... psygnosis for bringing me music, smf for suberb graphics, idle
for fonts and werewolf for helping me building my first scroller times ago ...
yeah, awcy is waiting ... let the poor boy write ... awcy, do it ... be man ...
write bullshit like man ... and fuck you if you are boring scrollwriter as
usually ! of course, what would be more great than fucking quietly by yourself
... you love yourself as i, isn't it right ... awcy, why don't you write ???
awcy, our cheerleader, is shy, but after taking some vodka, he'll write a hell
lot bullshit ... awcy, is the dry anis demo ready yet ? sorry, awcy was
busy coding girls, no comments from him ... he just mummled something on phone,
i guess he had mouthfull of pussy at that moment ... have a pleasant future as
'coder', aussie vanha sukka! aussie on kova poju panemaan omiaan (ei hurreja,
vain suomalaista miesta!) .... aussie ryytyy !!! ala ota ota mies vakavasti, et
sina ole epanormaali, naisetkin kayttavat rintsikoita ... hahahah !!! eob (end
of bullshit) ... for a moment ... hahah! we are back alive,
skulli and i ... and now we'll write sum text again with help of our other
members ... madmen write sum text, and i hope my scroller works with 'em ...
how my scroller will stand this, shit, hope someway !!! ... heippadadappada
daaaa!! i am here only to write some useless words. who am i?? that's a good
question...........i am the one the only one... i am the dunk! i am one of the
nikki corruptions. ah what i heard? did you say lamer!? no,no,no,no,no never!
never lamer! okay, maybe sometimes some kind of lames, but no big ones. never!
yuck! now to this other lame... oops! monster, barbara. i let him to say...eh
to write something.................. at first i am not any kind of female... i
am a real k.a.r.j.u. ,in english, male, the name is another sick idea from the
lamest lamer ... jukkis!!!!!!!!!!!. now some history about us........ once upon
a time there was a dynamic duo.. batmannnnn....batmannnn....
hahhhhhaaaaaaaaaah...,in english ... har har har har har har har... they were
the first members of a great group called princes of the universe ... you may
have seen one of our great marvellous fabulous... digi demos in the other hand
... if you haven't, you haven't lost anything.... back to the history...... as
we said in the beginning of this part ... heippadadappada daaaa!!... now i let
the millimighty the dunk! to say some wise...noooooo! something wery dunk and
boring things............... so from beging ... two guys with their new amigas.
in one word ... lamers! they just played 'n played 'n played 'n...... and in one
day i said that's enough i don't wonna see anykind of games, except games by me!
some day later we bought new great soundsampler from 65c02! that is great
gadget!!!! yep, it was time to first great digidemo. after it came lots of more
digidemos 'n digidemos 'n digidemos.... in one day i got a pascal!! da daa! yeah
pascal, you heard right. and i made the first scrolldemobythedunk! oh,that was
cool! after it blockdemo, pipedemo and digidemomadewithpascalbythedunk! saw the
daylight........... i got enough .......... again............. i ordered a68k.
that is great. yep great. now i make some lamer,my own coding with it 'n devpack
'n seka.................. that about the history. now i 'n barbara are members
of nikki corrptions, lamest llamers of clones. yep. barbara is lamer, yep. it
is. believe me. okay, it makes some kinds of gfxs. we gotta go now to the
jukkis. so.... see ya ... at the same bat time and same bat channel..
batmannn... batmannnnn........ they are fading away ... fading ... fading ...
ahh ... they finally all splitted, ryyd and baaddd and punkero and barbie ! i
hope you have been pleasant time watching this little demo... and i hope you
will give everybody else a chance too, by spreading this demo as far as possible
... so long, now i'll make final compiling and crunch it ... it's
length is 320kb as uncrunched! ........ byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee !!!!!!! ........
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