*******************  OK, LET'S HAVE THIS INTRO ON YOUR MACHINE NOW !          
..BLACK 'N' WHITE  ????    .. YEAH,  THAT'S NEW INTRO FROM  BROWBEAT .. ........
WARNIN' , THIS INTRO INCLUDE SOM BUGS, LIKE:    .. .... WHA? --- SHIT ! .... GET
OFF THAT ! .... OK, I TRY ......  FUCK ! -- WHAT'S THAT ?  ---- I DON'T KNOW !
...... AAARRRGGH !  .. ???? NOT ANYMORE PLEEZ !! ...... WOT'S THAT BUTTON ? ----
PLEEZ DON'T TRY ..IT ! OOOOH IT'S 2 LATE ! ...... OK?, STOP KIDDIN'
................ AFTER LONG PAUSE,  BROWBEAT ..PRESENTS THEIR NEW INTRO <BLACK &
WHITE<  ........ CREDITS CUMIN' UP .... CODE & GFX BY SPLATTER , MUZAK BY YIP OF
PURE-BYTE ...........  VITTU !! FREDDY SHITTIN' AGAIN SOM MEMORY ! ... I START
WITH 1 MESSY. HERE IT GO TO THIS FREAKY WHO SWAP WITH ME !  DER HM OF GATE: ME
(MIE UND T]N MV INTRON KOOTERI (SPLATTER)) TULLAAN VISITEERAA PIAKKOIN ! IF IT'S
MAHOLLISTA ? M] PIRAHUTAN SIT SULLE, KU MY; TULLAAN ! .... AND NOW MESSY TO OUR
BIG (PIG ?) BOSS <RUZZO< : JOKOS ON BEMARI AND KORTTI ? AI NIIN, S]H]N OOT
INTERREILAAMASSA (HAH !) ... WANNA SWAP VHS ? IF, THEN WRITE TO ME: ..     BOT  
   PL 63     01360 VANTAA     FINLAND !       ..OR BOT HQ FOR JOININ' , SWAPPIN'
AND ALL KIND OF STUFF LIKE THAT : ..     BOT HQ     KORSHOLMANTIE 9E83     00900
HELSINKI     FINLAND     ..SORRY, I'VE LOST OUR TAMPERE-SECTION'S ADDRESS !!
........ PS. COPS DON'T BOTHER ! ... NOW I LET SPLATTER TO TOUCH THESE BUTTONS !
... C U ! ......... ALLO ALLO ! .... HEY, MEIJ]N SWAPPERIT <N]]S-L]NDISS]< ,
LAITTAKAA MUN DISKI TAKASI, JA VITUN NOPEESTI !!! ........ DO U KNOW, FREDDY
LOVES 1 WOMAN IN SAME CAR-SCHOOL, WERE I WAS ( I'M NOT ANYMORE 'COZ I PASSED IT
AND I SOON GOT DRIVER'S LICENCE ). HER NAME IS <SEIJA LIUKKONEN< .. HAPPY MARRY,
FREDDY ........ NOW I LET FREDDY SAY SOM COMMENTS 4 THAT THING .......... FUCK U
SPLATTER ! ... I DON'T LOVE THAT GIRL BUT I'VE TO SAY THAT SHE IS FUCKIN' GOOD
LOOKIN' ! ... THAT WAS THAT AND NOW TO OTHER SUBJECT ! ... OK ?? ... JOO ! DIS
INTRO DON'T INCLUDE GREETINGS LIST 'COZ WE'RE FUCKIN' BORED TO TYPE THEM ! ..
SO, THAT'S IT ! .. SPLATTER OWNS NICE CAR CALLED: TOYOTA COROLLA '76 !! .. IT
ONLY COSTED 1000 FINNISH MARKS !! .. QUITE CHEAP ?? EH ?? .. AT THE MOMENT I
DON'T KNOW WOT TO WRITE, SO I ASK IF SPLATTER WANTS TO SAY SOMETHIN' !?!? .. 1
THIN' B4 I SIGNED OFF : MAY THE PUSSY B WITH U ALL DA TIME ! ......... YEAH, MAY
SEIJA B WITH FREDDY ALL DA NIGHTS  .. ( HAH ) ....... MY MESSAGE TO COOL J OF
UNIQUE : NICE SOLID 3D DEMO INDEED ! ........ FREDDY IDIOT TOLD LIES ABOUT MY
CAR -- IT'S PORCHE 923, U BLIND ...... SOM PERVO IDIOT CUMIN' TO TYPE NOW
........  OU RILI ! FREDDY T]SS TAAS ! NOW I SING 1 SONG: UKKO NOOA , UKKOO NOOA
, OLI KUNNON MIES KU H]N MENI SAUNAAN VETI PIPON P]]H]N AND ETC. ! .. NOW...... 
SAATANA  ..   CII JUU ! .............. SPLATTER TYPE STILL SOM WORDS ---- THIS
IS PROBABLY MY LAST PRODUCTION 4  BROWBEAT ..'COZ I 'N' FREDDY GONNA LEAVE THIS
GROUP NOW ( SNEEF !) ---- IT'S TIME TO TRY OUR OWN WINGS, SO MAYBE FUTURE, U
HEAR SOMTHIN' ABOUT US, BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE BUSINESS !!!! ........ TIME
HAS COME TO SIGN OFF