#GATE# e cPRESENTS |BLASTING| DEMO...b CREDITZ :. CODING BY a
WRAITH e. bFONTS BY a WRAITH e. bLOGO BY a GOLEM
e. bMUSIC BY a ROLAND e. b(SCROLLTEXT BY WRAITH). AND T H
A N X TO DRUCER OF DEATHSTAR FOR REPAIRING THAT.FUCKING MST2.3 REPLAYER!
(NORMALLY IT WON@T PLAY INSTRUMENTS.OVER 16 !!!). THAT@S ALL ABOUT THEM....b
NOW A LITTLE MESSAGE TO ALL.SWAPPERS, CODERS AND GRAPHICIANS! IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED TO JOIN GATE,.PLEASE CONTACT OUR HQd :. HAAPAKUJA 10 ,
38200 VAMMALA , FINLAND bOK!. IN EVERY DEMO FROM THAT MOMENT WE
HAVE SOMEBODY VISITING GUEST.HERE TO TYPE SOME COOL TEXT! (GORBY,POPE AND OTHERS
ARE AVAILABLE.TO US SOME DAY...) BUT TODAYS VISITOR IS.........REAGAN AND
ONE.OF MY GOOD FRIEND STING !!!!!!! BUT WAIT FOR GORBYS VISIT!.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN THINKING WHY ROLAND (OUR MUSICIAN) HAS BEEN.SO QUIET THESE
DAYS? I CAN HELP YOU... HE IS DOING SYNTHETIZER.MUSIC FOR HIS !OWN! MUSIC
CASSETTE! (I HEARD SOME OF HIS.TUNES, AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE
GREAT!!!). ARE YOU SATISFIED?!. c #GATE# e PRESENTS
|BLASTING|...b.MITA VITTUA! EI SCROLLI VIA ALA ALUSTA! (THAT WAS SOMETHING LIKE
:.A BUG...OR NOT...). PZ. LITTLE NOTE : THIS DEMO IS DONE USING TV, SO
THERE COULD BE.FOR EXAMPLE SOME COPPER |BUGS|.......... OK! SOON COMING
TEXT ABOUT FINNISH TV AND OUR V I S I T O R....BUT FIRST,OUR SWAPPING.ADDRESSES
(ALL OF THEM LIVES IN FINLAND!)......d. MPH , ORITIE 2 D 39 ,
01200 VANTAA. ... PIGMAN , PL 61 , 15871 HOLLOLA. ... HYDE
, PL 60 , 15871 HOLLOLA. ... BITRANGER , PL 80 ,
17201 VAAKSY. ... DER HM , SALPAKANKAANTIE 18 A 4 ,. 15860
HOLLOLA 2 ...b.DER HM SWAP ALSO V H S STUFF!!!. RONNIES
INTERVIEW IS COMING SOON.......HEY, WHAT@S THAT? ON THE.TV IS JUST NOW GOING
SERIE CALLED |HYMYHUULET| (SMILELIPS?).. |KATO TURO, VANHA SIKA!|
|AAASSTIKSTIKS...OR WHAT IT.WAS?| AND SO ON... FUCKING BORING! ANOTHER
FINNISH.|COMEDY| SERIE IS |VIEMARI TV| (DRAIN TV?) FIRST ALL THE.STORIES WERE
FUNNY, BUT NOW IT@S VERY DULL. THERE ARE ONLY.A ONE GOOD COMEDY SERIE ON THE
TV... IT@S |SLEDGE HAMMER| !!!. BUT DON@T WORRY...LAST WEEKS TV3 HAS
SHOWED MANY. |EROTIC| FILMS LIKE EMMANUEL...BUT THERE ARE NO ACTION!!!. (I SAW
ONE DUTCH PORNOMOVIE,AND IT WAS !THAT! WHAT THEM ALL.SHOULD TO BE!) I
WILL CHANGE THE SUBJECT....TO MUSIC! I UNDERSTAND ALL THOSE HEAVY-FREAKS,BUT I
BETTER LIKE TO LISTEN.dJARRE b AND OTHER SYNTH MUSICS (ALSO DISCO IS OK
TOO).. AGAIN ANOTHER SUBJECT... OUR (EX)MEMBER (BUT STILL GOOD FRIEND).c B
L O B b (REMEMBER THAT GREAT CODER?!) IS DOING A |DUNGEON MASTER|.GAME, SO HE
DOESN@T DO DEMOES ANYMORE (AND NOT BE A MEMBER OF GATE ANYMORE)..LET@S SEE WHAT
WILL HAPPEN........ MY (WRAITH) GOOD FRIEND WANNA WRITE SOME BULL!. (HE LIVED
IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD A LONG TIME AGO, THEN HE MOVED TO THE.LANDE (COUNTRYSIDE),
BUT NOW HE IS VISITING ME!!!). OK! LET@S GIVE THE GAYBOY (KEYBOARD) TO HIM!.
HOW@DY!! KEYBOARD IS NOW MINE.WRAITH IS GONE TO EATING,AND.I HAVE TAKEN THE
COMMAND ON THIZ KEYBOARD,BY THE WAY ,WHAT.YOU GET IF YA DIAL 666? AN FINNISH
POLICEMAN !!! HAHAHEHEHIHIHO....NOW A LITTLE STORY ABOUT ONE COOOOL GUY ALSO
KNOWN AS WRAITH..HEY,NOW I GOTTA MENTION THAT ALL NO-FINNS ARE DROPPED OUT,SO GO
TO.YA SCHOOLS AND LEARN THE MOST FAVOURITE USED LANAGUE IN THE
UNIVERSE...FINNISH!!!! HERE WE GO OUTSIDERS....NO NYT...NYT ON AIKA ESITELLA
WRAITH,.JOLLA OLI LAPSENA KIREA PIPO JA VAHAN LELUJA,JA NE LELUT OLI
PUULELUJA,.JA NAULATTU KII LATTIAAN,ETTEI NE KULUIS,TOTTA KAI WRAITHILLA
OLI.ONNELLINEN LAPSUUS,MITA NYT HIEKKALAATIKOSSA OLI SEPELIA......NYT SUORITAMME
WRAITHIN HAASTATTELUN,JA LISAKSI MEILLA ON VIERRAANA....ITSE RONNIE!!!!ITSE
VANHA(T) PIERU(T)LIITTYVAT VITUTTAMAAN TEITA SIELLA.JOTEN GET YA@S ASSES TO THE
CHAIR AND BE BORED!!!!!!.HEYY,NYT RONNIE ASTUU SISAAN.....TERVETULOA
RONNIE.......|IS THIS A WC ?|,ASKS RONNIE..|NO THIZ IZ NOT A WC|...WHAT
BLOODY......RONNIE TAKES HIZ PANTS OFF AND PEES TO MY SHOES...NO TUOLTA TULLE
WRAITH...HETKEN KULUTTUA ISTUMME NYT MUKAVASTI WRAITHIN HUONEESSA JOSSA SEINIA
.KORISTAVAT JALLUN JULISTEET,WRAITH EI PUHU ENGLANTIA KOVIN HYVIN,.JOTEN TOIMIN
TULKKINA,SPRUTAR WELL SAYS RONNIE,AND WRAITH WANTS ME TO.ASK SOMETHING FROM
HIM...NOW TO THE INTERVIEW...IN THE TEXT WE CALL RONNIE.AS R, WRAITH AS W,AND
INTERPRETER WILL BE T,SO LET IT BEGIN......W:MITA HAN PITAA SUOMESTA? I:YOU
FUCKING OLD BASTARD,DOES NACY FUCK WELL?.R:WANNA BUY CHEAP BOOZE?I WILL GIVE
SOMME NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR EXTRA....I:IHAN KIVA MAA,PIDAN SUOMESSA ETENKIN
KOSKENKORVASTA JA JOULUPUKISTA..W:MITA PIDIT JOULUPUKISTA RONNIE ? I:WHAT YA
LIKED ABOUT SANTA-CLAUS?.R:OH,THERE HE WAS BESIDE HIS BOOZE-FACTORY,DRINKING
MOONSHINE WITH FEW OF.HIZ BROWNIES...I:SIELLA HAN OLI NAAPURIN ROUVAA NUSSIMASSA
KUN ISANTA.OLI LAHTENYT LUOSTOLLE PORONEROTUKSEEN SHIITTOS HOMMIIN
MHEEIINNAAAN....W:VAD GOR DU KLUTTAS DEJ WELL,VAD PA NANCY@S FUCK? PUTTING IN
SAUSAGES.IN IT TO GET SATISFACTION OR HEJ PA DEJ? I:KHOM...R:DO YOU USE
KONDOMS.CALLED AJATOLLAHS FRIGHT-NIGHT IN FINLAND ,NO? NOW UNCLE-RONNIE MUST GO
TO.SHITTING TO THE WC........END OF INTERVIEW NOW.....WELL NOW I AND.WRAITH
THINK THAT WE WOULD ARRANGE YA A COMPETION,OH WHAT COMPETION ???.A
BOOZE-COMPETION!!! I AND WRAITH WILL BE THE JUDGES,AND YA SEND US THE.BOOZE,AND
WE TASTE IT,TAKE IT HARDLY,AND SO ON.....NOW VERY DIFFERENT
SUBJECT......LAMERS!!!! WE HAVE FOR SALE A BOOK CALLED.|1000 WAYS TO KILL A
LAMER| HERES SOME EXAMPLES FROM IT..................LAMERS SUICIDE TOP 5 :
5...GOING TO GATE@S COPY-PARTY. 4...PLAYING TARZAN ONTO HIGH-VOLTAGE WIRE.
3...DIGGING OWN HEART OUT WITH PLASTIC FORK. 2...WALKING INADVERTENTLY TO
AEROPLANES BALDE. 1...SWALLOW AN HOT IRON. NOW YA ALL ARE SO FUCKING
BORED THAT IT@S TIME TO LET DEVILS TO GO.FROM
WC...ARRGGGGHHHH.....AHHHH...UHHH...CRASHHH.....NOW WRAITH IS.TRYING TO TAKE
OVER THE KEYBOARD......AFTER 15 MINUTES FIGHTING I GOTTA.LET HIM PASS ......SO
HE@S BACK!!!!. JOO,PONTTO HALKES MUTTA EI SE MITAAN..............OK! AT
THE END OF SCROLLER I CAN TELL YOU A VERY BAD THING, I AM JUST.NOW CODING A
VIRUS WHICH COULD EVEN INFECT YOUR ELECTRIC MIXER.(JOS SUOMALAISILLE EI TULLU
SELVAX : VIRUS TARTTUU JOPA KODIN.SAHKOVATKAIMEEN JA TUHOO SEN...)
OK,ENOUGH BULLSHIT.THIS TIME! C.U. LATER.
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