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BEYOND FORCE PROUDLY PRESENTS        COLORPULATOR                            
CODED BY BOSS        TEXT BY HAZOR....SHIT! ITS TNTg WRITING AND THERE WILL BE
THOUSANDS OF OTHER GUYS THAT WILL WRITE THIS TEXT... AT FIRST I WANT TO SAY
aTHAT IT AINT BRAINS THAT MAKES GOOD CODERS COZ ITS HIV VIRUS!!!   ALL WE IN
BEYOND HAVE IT!  AT LEAST ME AND SOLOMON AND SAM AND BOSS. AXEMAN SURELY DOESNT
HAVE hIT COZ HE IS ALMOST AS LOUSY CODER AS HAZOR AND JAKE!! FUNKY FEELING
INSIDE ME TURNING MY INSIDE OUT AND OUTSIDE IN!!! MABBE BECOZ THE FINE FINNISH
LEMONADE KOSKENKORVAVODKA iWITH ABOUT 60 VOLTAGEZ.  OTHERS WANT TO WRITE TOO BUT
IM SO NASTY THAT I WONT LET THEM WRITE BEFORE I HAVE MANGED TO WRITE OVER 512
KBYTES OF TEXT!  SORRY ABOUT YOU LAMERS bWITH ONLY HALF MEGA MEMORY!!!
HEHEHEHHEHEEE!!! SORRY! I KNOW THAT IT WASNT ME THAT WAS LAUGHING COZ MY
LAUGHING GOES LIKE THIS    HARRRHARRRHARRRRR!! YEAHH! THAT FELT GOOD. MABBE SOME
MORE LAUGHTS LATER WHEN I WRITE ABOUT jOTHER SO CALLED CODERS OF BEYOND FORCE.
SO CALLED COZ IM ONLY CODER THAT DOESNT DO ANY FAKE ROUTINES LIKE SOLOMON AND
SAM!!! FUCK EM!! JAKE TOLD ME TO WRITE SUM SHIT BOUT KJER OF HOROZON TOO BUT COZ
I GAVE HIM MY cMOST VALUABLE TREASURE CALLED   21 CHALLENGING VIC20 GAMES   I
THINK THAT HE IS GOING TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT CBM64 CODING TOO!!! I THINK THAT
ITS TIME TO HE TO LEARN SOMETHING COZ HE HAS DONE DEMOS MANY kYEARS WITHOUT
HAVING ANY SKILL TO DO IT!! HARRR HARRR HARRRRRR!  HOPE THAT YOU DONT TAKE IT
TOO SERIOUS JERK COZ ALL I HAVE WRITTEN IS TRUE!  SAGE IS LAME!! HE DOESNT WANT
TO WRITE BUT IT DOESNT BOTHER COZ dI WOULDNT LET HIM WRITE ANYWAY!!  FUNKY
ANIMATION BY JERK WAS JUST GOING ON IN THE SIXTYFOUR BUT WE TURNED THAT MACHINE
OFF COZ IT WAS TOO LAME! HARR! I THINK THE OTHER ARE HAVING FUN READING MY TEXTS
lWHICH I PERSONALLY THINK BEING AS LAME AS SOLOMONS STARROUTINE!!  I FEEL SUM
TEMPORARY LACK OF INVITATION BUT I HOPE IT WILL PASS WHILE I WRITE ANOTHER TWO
PAGES OF TEXT...  AND IF I JUST FRIENDLY CAN ASK eSAGE TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT I
CAN BE VERY HAPPY COZ HE SAID  ENUFF OF IT!  WHEN I WAS ADDING SUM SPAZES IN THE
BEGINNING OF THE TEXT. SO IF THERE IS TOO MUCH SPAZE IN THE START OF TEXT IT COZ
OF fSAGE!  AND PLEASE STOP NAGGING ON ME BOUT MISSING VERBS IN MY SENTENCES.  I
... IM GOING TO ... SOME MORE BOOZE COZ IM WALKING TOO STRAIGHT. HAH! WHAT AM I
WRITING ABOUT WALKING WHEN IM JUST SITTING lWRITING THIS FUNKY HALF MEGA TEXT!!!
   THE PAUSING IN THE TEXT WAS COZ OF SOME SAVING COZ OF JAKES LAME MACHINE THAT
DOESNT LIKE BOUT JUMPING ON IT IN THE EXTASY!!! I HOPE THAT MY BRAINS ARE ALL
RIGHT kTHOUGHT THAT IM WRITING SUCH A LONG TEXT WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM THE
CREATOR OF THIS DEMO THAT DOESNT BEAT EVEN MY VIC20 WRITER!! HARRRRRRR! SORRY
BOUT THAT BUT MY VIC BEATS THIS MACHINE WITH EYES CLOSED.j WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
ABOUT SOME SOURCE LINES LIKE MOVE.W TEXTSTART,TEXTPOINTER ... IF YOU SAID YES
YOU WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED COZ I CONTINUE AND CONTINUE AND CONTINUE UNTIL I
PASS OUT WHICH SEEMS VERY UNLIKELY iTO HAPPEN COZ IM JUST GETTING CLEARER ALL
THE TIME SO I BETTER TO ZIP SUM MORE LEMONADE. SO KEEP ON SCROLLING JAKE!   AT
LAST I CAN WRITE SUM SCROLLY TEXT!!! TNT WENT FOR LEMONADE AND NOW I CAN WRITE
!!!GREAT!!!! I HAVE NO hINSPIRATION BUT I PROMISED TO HAZOR THAT I'LL WRITE HIS
ADDRESS... SO I IF YOU WANT TO SWAP ON AMIGA AND 64 THEN WRITE TO HAZOR/BEYOND
FORCE TOMMI LAHTONEN    ,    PELLILA    , g31600 JOKIOINEN    ,    FINLAND      
 AND IF YOU WANNA HEAR HIS UGLY FUCKING VOICE THEN CALL      358-16-83351   AND
ASK FOR TOMMI... I THINK I'LL QUIT NOW AND I'LL LET SOMEBODY ELSE WRITE
SOMETHING...     DESTINO WAS HERE      f...AND HERE IS HAZOR NOW ...  FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT IS THE ONLY WORD RUNNING IN MY MIND RIGHT AFTER
WATCHING A MOVIE OF ROMAN EMPERIOR CALIGULA...  OTHERS ARE WATCHING DEMOS ON
AMIGA AND 64 WHILE I AM TRYING TO FILL eTHIS BLOODY SCROLLER WITH SOME STUPID
TEXT! I HAVE LOST FEW DEMODISKS OF MINE! I WONDER WHERE THERE ARE AS EVERYONE IS
LENDING MY DISKS TO COPY SOME DEMOS OR ONLY TO WATCH SOME! AND EVERYONE FORGOTS
TO RETURN MY DISKS! FEW GUYS ARE TRYING TO POISON OTHERS WITH THEIR STINKING
SOCKS! JOGI WHO dIS VERY WELL KNOWN AS THE WORST MUSICIAN EVER BEEN SAID THAT HE
HAS SOMEKIND OF PROBLEM WHICH I ALREADY FORGOT, I WONDER IF IT WAS ANYTHING
IMPORTANT!    FEW LAMERS ARRIVED AND ASKED IF THEY COULD WRITE SOMETHING TO OUR
DEMO BUT AS I AM SO cFRIENDLY GUY I ASKED THEM TO LEAVE BEFORE I MAKE THEM
LEAVE! I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE THAN WRITE THIS TEXT THE REST OF MY LIFE SO I
LET SOMEONE ELSE TO WRITE NOW...                DESTINO IS HERE AGAIN...    I AM
SO FUCKING TIRED THAT I HAVEb GR8 DIFFICULTIES 2 HIT RIGHT BUTTONS    I HATE
AMIGA AND EVERYTHING WHICH HAVE SUMPTIN 2 DO WITH IT...     YEA I AM
64-FREAK,HOW DID YA QUESS...     COOL MEETING WE HAVE HAD HERE, EVEN TOUGH
BEYOND FORCE EXISTS HERE WITH ALMOST FULL aCAPASITY...   NO REALLY COOL DUDES
AROUND, MOST OF THEM...   DAMN I GOT SHOCKED WHEN I SAW THE MASSES OF TEXT WHICH
TNT HAS CREATED JUST B-4 ME, DAMN I MADE MY BEST 2 GET AS LITTLE TEXT AS
POSSIBLE IN THIS COOLIE PART WHEN I DESTROYED THE OlRIGONAL TEXT IN THIS PART
WITH FRIENDLY HELP BY SAGE THE HALF-UKK...    BUT CANNOT HELP, MABBE I WILL
SUCCEED 2 CAUSE GR8 DISASTER 2 THIS TEXT,TOO...     WHAT SHOULD I WRITE, FUCK IT
IS PRETTY HARD 2 CREATE SUM WORDS WHEN MAN IS JUST FALLING ASLEEPk LIKE ME...   
 HEY VERY WARM HELLOS 2 ALL MY,DESTINO OF ORIGO,CONTACTS WHO ARE SUFFERING ON
AMIGA,TOO...    MABBE ONE DAY SUM DAY ORIGO WILL B ON AMIGA, TOO, BUT THAT DATE
IS IN SO FAR FUTURE THAT THERE IS NO MIND 2 HANDLE THIS SUBJECT ANY CLOSER jNOW,
WHEN ONLY GUY DOING SUMPTIN ON AMIGA IS ONE OF OUR MUSICIANS, CALLED ZARDAX...  
WELL TIME MAY SHOW       NUFF ABOUT DAT,LEZ CHANGE DA TUNE.    SAANKO LAHETTAA
TERVEISIA...  2  ISILLE   AITSILLE   BOSCH OF BEIJOONI   4 DOING DIS NICE DEMO
iWITH TOTALLY POOR CHARSET     SAGE/SAME GROUP   4 BEING SAGE/ET CETERA     ALL
THE REST GUYS OF BEYOND F. AT DIS PLACE 4 BEING COOL COMPANY     WHOLE GANG OF
ORIGO      TMB OF MOTION     HAWKEYE OF BROWBEAT     JA WANHAT KAWERIT KUTEN
AXEMALE   jHEMULI   2 X VENALAINEN   ALISTAIR   HAPANKAALINAAMA  
KOKOVARTALOAMPUTOINTIAKAIPAAVA  
WATKULI/SATKYLI/KETKULI/HYTKYLI/JAMITAVITTUAVIELA      AND AHH SO MANY MORE...  
  FEW COLLECTED FEELINGS     APATIA   DEPRESSIO  MASENNUS  VASYMYS 
TYLSIShTYNEISYYS  VITUTUS    ...UGH IT IS GETTING TOO MUCH FINNISH INCLUDING
HERE, LET US TRY 2 FIX DAT...   HERE COMES SOME WORDS IN ENGLISH    CAR CAT DOG
MAN UGH CAB COP GUN ACE BED RED BAT   AND HERE SOME OTHER KINDA WORDS   AND IF
WHEN BECAUSEg BUT TILL UNTIL TO FOR ABOUT    AND STILL ANOTHER STYLE   DO MAKE
RUN KILL RAISE PULL PUSH HIT KICK SMASH CRACK CODE SPOIL STOP   AND WHY NOT
CREATE SUM FULL CLAUSES THEN    ORIGO RULES ON OLD COOL FUCKING SIXTYFOUR   
WELL ONE MORE WORD IS jSTILL UNUSED AND HERE IT FLYES...          WRAP

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