HORRIBLE SLIME w ANOTHER CLONES PRODUCTION.NOW THE
CREDITS... MUSIC AND ALL GRAPHICS BY: s5PARTICLE w
s3 SCROLLTEXT WRITTEN BY: s5CLONES HQ w
s3 AND THE MARVELLOUS (?) CODING BY: s5DOWN
OF POWERDRIVE s3 HUHHAHHUHHAH! IT WAS:
s5DOWN OF POWERDRIVE w s3 SO,BIG THANX TO DOWN FOR
CODING THIS!YOU REALLY RAISED OUR MINDS FROM THE MASSES.ANYWAY,THIS IS AWKIE
WRITING ANOTHER SCROLLER FOR ANOTHER INTRO.ANOTHER TIME,ANOTHER PLACE,ANOTHER
DIMENSION... THE WORST THING THAT MAY HAPPEN TO ME SEEMS TO HAVE HAPPENED...
I'M JUST LIKE NORMAL SCROLLWRITERS,THE ONLY SEPARATING THING IS THAT I HAVEN'T
DONE SO MANY GRAMMATIC ERRORS AS NORMAL *GERMAN* GROUPS (NOT
YOU,DR.MABUSE!YOU'RE COOL) AS EVERYBODY KNOWS,WE ARE PUBLISHING "THE FINAL
ECSTASY" - THE BEST PORNO-MAGAZINE IN THE SCENE!OR HAS SOMEBODY ANYTHING TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT? ...SO,WE NEED MORE EDITORS FOR THE PAPER!OUR RESULTS WOULD COME
MUCH BETTER IF WE GOT MORE EDITORS,SO JUST CONTACT OUR HQ FOR
EDITORISM,PLEASE!OK,NOW I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE CONTACT ADDRESS FOR THE *COOL*
CLONES GUYS (GRAB SOME PAPER WHILE WE ARE DISCUSSING ABOUT THE WEATHER)
AWKIE:WHAT ABOUT THE SUN? OOZE:YES,IT'S RAINING I KNOW. AWKIE:YOU DIDN'T
LISTEN! OOZE:YES IT IS! NOW THE ADDRESS FOR THE ULTIMATE LAMERS:
s1CLONES HQ w POSTE RESTANTE w 25250
MARYNUMMI w FINLAND w s3 SLERBAT!ME
OLLAAN PARHAITA,VAI MITA JUKKIS? I KNOW I'M STUPID SO I GIVE MY KEYBOARD (SHIT
ONE!HAS SOMEONE ANY SPARE KEYBOARDS FOR AMIGA 500? I'D LIKE TO BUY ONE) TO
PARTICLE THE SOUNDTWISTER - - - - - IT'S PARTICLE HERE.I JUST WANT TO ADVERTISE
THAT WE NEED REALLY A MEGA-HYPER MUSICIAN BECAUSE I AM OVERLOADED.IF YOU THINK
THAT YOU'RE A GOOD ONE THEN WRITE TO US!OK,UUS GRABS KEYS... OOZE IS MY NAME AND
LAMING IS MY GAME,YOU KNOW... DRAMATIC ENCOUNTERS ARE TAKING HOLD OF MY
TOES.ATTENTION!WE'VE GOT SEVERAL NEW MEMBERS: s2ACID
O'PHILUS (ZX81 SWAPPER) - BARBARA (?) - GEEK (MODEM MAN,HARDWARE EXPERT) -
SCARFACE (SWAPPER) - SIR ARTHUR (GFX BABE) - THE DUNK (UTILITY CODER)
s3--- AND OF COURSE WE'VE STILL GOT THE GOOD OLD MEMBERS:
s2AWKIE (CODER,SWAPPER,FOUNDER) - BRAINIE (SWAPPER) - BRAINS (BRAINS) -
IDLE (SWAPPER,GRAFFER) - JUKKIS (CODER,MEGA-LAMER) - MAWERICK (FISHER,SWAPPER) -
OOZE (GRAPHIE,STUFF EXCHANGER) - PARTICLE (MUZAGGIAN,GRAPHY) - PSYCHO (SWAPPER)
- SOD (SWAPPER) - THE FOUNDER (GFX,BEACH BALL) - XA (SWAPPER)
s3---- AS YOU SEE, WE ARE THE LAMEST GROUP IN THE SCENE (NO ACTIVE MEMBERS)
SORRY,BUT I HAVE NO INSPIRATION SO I GIVE THE KEYS TO PARTICLE. HOHOO! I
HAVEN'T GOT ANY INSPIRATION SO I GIVE THE KEYS TO BRAINBREAKER. HI THIS IS
BRAINIE. GREETS TO ROLEX AND KAISA! ALSO MESSY TO STINGRAY: HEY MAN. THANX FOR
CALLS AND LAME STUFF... BYE,I MUST GO TO TOILET NOW... AWKIE HERE AGAIN!JUST
SOME PERSONAL MESSIES TO: s5STRIPER OF HORIZON s3 w s5
s3 HI MAN!NICE LETTERS INDEED,WHAT ABOUT THE VIDEOTAPE ABOUT YOUR
SISTER? I LIKE GIRLS JUST LIKE YOU!BUT YOU FUCK YOUR SISTER TOO,OR WHAT?
HAHHAAA!JUST KEEP ON PHREAKING,MAN! s4WHITESNAKE OF THE
CRITTERS s3 HI FREAK!JUST COOL TO SWAP WITH YA!I'M WAITING
FOR THAT (THOSE?) BOTTLE(S?) OF YUMMY BELGIAN BEER! s3
WHOAH! MY PAIN IS UNBEARABLE.SO,NOW THE GREETINGS TO OUR FRIENDS ALL AROUND THIS
SHITPLANET.EXCUSE US IF WE HAVE FORGOTTEN SOMEONE OUT OF THIS LIST (SOUNDS
FAMILIAR,LAMERS?) GREETS (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER) TO: s5
ABANDON s3 w s5 ACCESSION s3 w s5
AHU s3 w s5 ALBION s3 w s5
ALEX s3 w s5 ALTAIR s3 w s5
AMIGA FORCE s3 w s5 s4 AMIGA INDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE
s5AMIGA PIRATES s3 w s5 s4 AMILINK
COMPUTING AND DUAL ACCESS s5APEX s3 w s5
APOLOGY s3 w s5 ARCADIA s3 w s5
ATOMIC INTELLIGENCEs3 w s5 ATTRIUM s3 w s5
AVALANCHE s3 w s5 AVENGER s3 w s5
AVOID s3 w s5 BEYOND 2000 s3 w s5
BIG s3 w s5 BLACK WOEFIET s3 w s5
BLOODSUCKERS s3 w s5 BLUES BROTHERS s3 w s5
BRAINSTORM s3 w s5 BROWBEAT s3 w s5
CARTEL s3 w s5 CHESS s3 w s5
CHUCK s3 w s5 CLIMAX s3 w s5
COCON s3 w s5 COMPLEX s3 w s5
CRIME s3 w s5 CRITTERS s3 w s5
CRUSADERS s3 w s5 CRYPTOBURNERS s3 w s5
D-MOB s3 w s5 DAN s3 w s5
DCD s3 w s5 DIGITECH s3 w s5
DRAGON FLY s3 w s5 DUAL CREW/X-MEN s3 w s5
DUOBLIVION s3 w s5 ENERGY s3 w s5
ERAZOR s3 w s5 s4 EUROPEAN SOFTWARE AGENCY
s5EXEC s3 w s5 FINAL FRONTIERS s3 w s5
FINNISH FORCE s3 w s5 FLASH PRODUCTION s3 w s5
FRAXION s3 w s5 FUSION s3 w s5
FUTURE-CONCEPTS s3 w s5 GATE s3 w s5
GHOSTRIDERS s3 w s5 HCC s3 w s5
HORIZON s3 w s5 ISLAND CRACKERS s3 w
s5 IVORY s3 w s5 JETSET s3 w s5
KMN s3 w s5 LAZER s3 w s5
LEZ s3 w s5 MAGNETIC FIELDS s3 w s5
MADONNA ASSOCIATIONs3 w s5 MAFFIA s3 w
s5 s4 MASTER CREW AND ELIMINATION
s5MEGASTAR(S) s3 w s5 MICHAEL WINTERBERGs3 w s5
MICRONS s3 w s5 MIRAGE INTERNATIONAs3Lw s5
MOONRIDERS s3 w s5 NCS s3 w s5
NORTH STAR s3 w s5 s4 NORWEGIAN LIGHT FORCE
s5ONEWAY s3 w s5 OVERSIZE/ASIA INC.s3 w
s5 PANZERFAUST s3 w s5 PHAZE 101 s3
w s5 PHOENIX s3 w s5 s4 POWER SHAPES
INTERNATIONAL s5POWERDRIVE s3 w s5
POWERLORDS s3 w s5 PRIME EVIL s3 w s5
PROPHECY AND PULSARs3 w s5 PROPHETS AG s3 w s5
PROTECH s3 w s5 REWARD s3 w s5
SAVAGE s3 w s5 SETROX s3 w s5
SHADIZAR s3 w s5 SHINOX s3 w s5
SIRIUS CYBERNETICS s3 w s5 SOCRATES s3 w s5
s4 SPECTRE NORWAY AND UK s5SPLIT PERSONALITIESs3 w s5
SUNRIDERS ICELAND s3 w s5 TACS s3 w
s5 TCMN s3 w s5 THE BAND s3 w s5
THE CULT s3 w s5 THE CURE s3 w s5
THE FIRESTARTERS s3 w s5 THE GURUS s3
w s5 THE REBELS s3 w s5 THE SCIENCE
s3 w s5 THE SEX BOYS s3 w s5 THE UNITED
CRACKS s3 w s5 THX 1138 s3 w s5 TPS
s3 w s5 s4 TRASH AND THE TOP-BOYS
s5TRIANGLE s3 w s5 VENOM AND KEFRENS s3 w s5
VINCENT s3 w s5 VISION s3 w s5
VORTEX 42 s3 w s5 ZICCO ZACCO GROUP s3 w s5
ALAND CRACKERS s3 w s5 SO,THIS IS THE END OF THIS
SCROLLTEXT!BUT OF COURSE WE *MUST* SEND SOME GREETS TO ROLEX AND KAISA!SORRY OUR
*FANS* BUT THIS SCROLLER IS TOO SHORT,WE KNOW!ONLY REASON FOR THIS LAME TEXT IS
THAT WE ARE BECOMING s5NORMAL! s3 w s5
WE REGRET WHAT WE DID BUT WE'LL NEVER SURRENDER! s2"THERE'S
A THOUGHT THAT FILLS YOUR MIND ...A VISION OF A TIME WHEN KNOWLEDGE WAS CONFINED
...AND THEN WE WONDER HOW MACHINES CAN STEAL EACH OTHER'S DREAMS ...FROM POINTS
THAT ARE UNSEEN ...IT'S REAL."
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