TRY RIGHT RATBUTTON !!!!  ...      YO FOLKS !!  HERE IS ANOTHER COOL DEMO FROM
ABANDON !! ... FIRST THE HANDSHAKES ... CODE BY   OZONE     ...  A VERY BIG KISS
(HEHE!) TO  THE POTHEAD  FOR GREAT HELP BY THE VECTORROUTINE !!! (HEY MAN,I
FOUND YOUR FAILURE IN THE ROUTINE !!!).  COOL TUNE WAS COMPOSED BY   HOGAN    
(YO ALEX !! I HOPE YOU'LL COME TO OUR LITTLE MEETING !!!  FORGET YOUR FOOTBALL
THIS DAY !!!). LOGO WAS PIXELD BY   SORBOS    (HELLO NORMAN !! THANX FOR THE
MEGA SCROLLTEXT !!).THIS CHAR WAS PAINTED BY  VISION  !!! THE VECTOR OBJECS WERE
CREATED BY ME (GREAT !!!) .... OK,THAT'S ALL  ... NOW SUM CRAP WRITTEN BY SORBOS
...      WHAT IS THIS ???    A CHANGE ????      A BIG CHANGE ???? BET ON IT.... 
THE KINGS OF SCRULLTEXTS ARE BACK ON STAGE .....     YA GUESSED IT RIGHT MAN....
  HERE JUST NOW ON THIS SCREEN IN THIS COMPISTER (HEHHHH????) WE (!!!!!) ARE
BACK AGAIN WITH A BLOODY SCRULL....         IF THERE ARE STILL SUM LAMERS OUT
THERE WHO STILL DO NOT KNOW WHO WE ARE....        GO AND SHIT!!!! COZ SORBOS AND
ZOOLON ARE BACK AFTER A LONG BREAK....        THAT'S IT !!!!!       TODAY ZOOLON
IS HANGING LOOSE AT MY PLACE TO BORE ME A BIT ....   AND I CAN TELL YA RIGHT NOW
I'M REALLY TIRED OF HIS FUCKY JOKES (HUH???) HE IS SHOUTING IN MY EAR THE WHOLE
TIME....    CALM DOWN   CALM DOWN......   TOMORROW WE WILL MEET THE OTHER GUYZ
FROM ABANDON IN HALLE.....       HA NOW I ENTERED THE FUCKIN BOARD OF
SOLBOS...... HERE IZ ZOOLON KICKIN SUM CRAP INTO YA FUCKIN BRAIN....!!!! (HOPE
THERE IZ ENOUGH SPACE IN YA BRAIN TO INFILTRATE THIZ SCRULLTEXT.....!!!! YA KNOW
I'M NEW IN AMI-ZENE........!!!      HA THAT LITTLE LAME GUY JUST HAS TO LEFT THE
BOARD COZ HE'S ALREADY OUT OF IDEAS.... HA HA HA    HOW LAME!!!!!      WELL....
I HAVE SO MUCH IDEAS THAT THEY ARE POPING OUT OF MY HEAD..... PO POP POPP...    
    HE?????  ZOOLON AGAIN...... WHAT HEAD.... HE SURELY MEANS THE HALF OPEN
BEERBOTTLE ON HIS NECK..... HALF A BEERBOTTLE OF CLAUSTHALER............ YA KNOW
THIZ LITTLE GUY (SORBUS)......CANT DRINK REAL BEER COZ HES GOT LIVER
TROUBLE.......... ONCE UPON A TIME THE LITTLE VOICE OF HIZ LIVER CAME UP TO HIZ
BRAIN AND SAID -HEY PAL DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS BUT I QUIT-....!!!!!!!!      
YOO THIS IS THE STORY SO FAR....    RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH A
PLASTIC-LIVER I BOUGHT AT KARSTADT.....   QUITE O.K. THIS THING BUT YOU HAVE TO
VISIT THE TOILET QUITE OFTEN....      SO I CAN ONLY SAY TO THOSE GUYZ WHO HAVENT
HAD A LIVER-AMPUTATION....... KEEP YOUR LIVER TIDY     ENUFF FOR THE LIVER .... 
 WHAT ABOUT THE STOMACH.... OH SHIT NOT AGAIN...        WELL OK.    LET'S GET
BACK TO OUR ONCE FAVOURITE THEME......     GIRLS....     WELL WHEN IT COMES TO
THIS POINT I HAVE TO MENTION SUM GREETS TO: VRONIE (OFCOZ!!)    KIRSTEN
(HEHEHE!!)   SILKE    SABINE   KIRSTEN    ANGIE    SANDRA    MAGGY    DANIELA 
OHHHHH NO!!!! STOP THE WET DREAMS OF SORBOS .......!!!  HE BETTER SHOULD WRITE -
HANS  KLAUS  GUENTHER  SASCHA  DETLEF AXEL  EMI  DANIEL  AND ALL THE MEMBERS OF
THE CLUB 175........!!!    I DONT KNOW THAT -ABANDON- TOOK WARM BROTHERS
INTO....... WHO CARES??NOW SUM REAL BUS...BUIS      SORBOS DRINKS SUM
-WARSTEINER- AT THE MOMENT AND STILL HALF A BOTTLE IZ STANDIN BESIDE ME....BUT
HE HAD TO RUN 24 TIMES TO THE WC TO CHANGE HIS -PLASTIKBEUTEL-...........SORBOS
WANNA WRITE SUM CRAP AGAIN......WHEN HE RETURNES FROM THE WC.......HE HE
HE.........                  YOOOO FINALLLY AFTER 25 TIMES OF PISSING I'M BACK
AGAIN......... BUT I THINK I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU AGAIN COZ IIIIIIIIII.........NUN
JA.....(WEGISSER).......HEY SORBOS DONT FORGET TO OPEN YA TROUSERS.......TOOOOOO
LATE...........BACK TO GIRLY-BUIS.........WHAT DO YA THINK BOUT THE LITTLE SWEET
GIRLY IN THE -JAEGER- (KNEIPE) SORBOS.................        NOT AGAIN .......
HE REALLY SEEMS TO BE VERY PROUD THAT SHE ONCE (!!!) HAD A DATE WITH HIM.....   
DON'T BE SOOOOOO NAIVE.....     WHEN YA WANNA MEET A REAL NICE GIRLIE I SHOULD
INTRODUCE YOU TO KIRSTEN.....    YOOOO....       IF YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN HIM IN
THE JAEGER..... ALL HE COULD DO ON THAT EVENING WAS DRINKING.....    NOTHING
MORE HAPPEND (HOW LAME!!!!).....       BUT SUM GUYS SIMPLY DON'T GET IT RIGHT
HOW TO HANDLE WOMEN!!!!!              HEY SORBOS I DONT KNOW WHAT YA WANNA TELL
THE PEOPLE OUTTA THERE................????????!!!!! I MEAN ALL -YOU- COULD DO IZ
TO RAN 134 TIMES A DAY TO THE WC............!!!!!!  HEY YUMMIES COULD YA PLEASE
TOLD ME HOW TO KICK A GIRLY WHEN YA LIVE ON THE WC???????????????               
 HA HA     AS I SAID BEFORE .....   SUM GUYZ REALLY DO NOT GET THE POINT A WC IS
A FINE PLACE TO PLAY WITH WOMEN......          BUT WHAT AM I SAYING?????      HE
WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT ANYHOW.....           SO I THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE THE
THEME AGAIN .......    HMMMM WHAT 'BOUT LAMERS.....     WHAT LAMERS DO YOU KNOW
ZOOLON...... (EXCEPT ME OFCOZ!! COZ EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WE ARE BOTH LAMERS!!!) 
        HMMMMM YO!!! THE FIRST LAMER OFF ALL ON THE AMIGA ARE TARKUS
TEAM....!!!! BETTER KNOWN UNDER -TAXI TEAM-........!!!! WHY???? YA KNOW WHEN THE
GUYZ OF TAXI-TEAM BECAME TO HOT INSIDE THEY USE A -FREEZER- TO PULL OUT THEIR
BRAIN..................!!!!!!!  THEY SHOULD BETTER FREEZE THEIRSELVES FOR 90
YEARS....................NEXT BIIIIIIIIG LAMERZ ARE -TRAVELLERS-                
YOOOO..... THAT IS ALSO MY FAVOURITE LAMERTEAM.....(SBS)       WELL.... RIGHT
NOW ZOOLON LEFT TO BUY SUM PIZZAS ......   YEAH.....  SO NOW I CAN TRAIN MY TEN
FINGER WRITNG........ SUCH A SHIT ......      WELLL    SO FAR I DONT KNOW WHERE
THIS SCRULLER I GONNA BE USED IN BUT I SUPPOSE I'LL USE IT FOR MY FIRST DEMO ON
AMIGA....       WELL.....       I SUM DAYS THE CEBIT WILL TAKE PLACE IN HANNOVER
AND I HOPE I CAN FINNISH MY DEMO TILL THEN..... BUT I'M SURE THERE WILL BE A
WHOLE LOT OF PROBLEMS TO THE POINT WHEN IT'S FINALLY FINISHED.....             
AHHH....   SUM HOURS AGO PUNNE TOLD MEW THAT HE MADE 6000 NEW ABANDON
STICKERS.... YOOOO!!!!!!!    I THINK I'LL TAKE HALF OF 'EM!!!!!!      I HAD A
REAL BIG STICKER CONSUM THE LAST WEEKS ......                 WELLL WITHIN THIS
SCROLLTEXT THERE SHOULD ALSO BE SUM REAL USEFULL BYTES         SO WELCOME TO THE
FIRST LESSON OF LEARNING -SWITSCHERDEUTSCH- WITH  SORBOS OF ABANDON!!!!!!       
      TODAY WE ARE STARTING WITH THE BASICS....           THE MOST IMPORTANT
WORD IN GERMAN IS -KACKEN-.....   THE SWD WORD FOR THIS IS  -KACHCKEN-        
PLEASE REPEAT   - KACHCKEN-            DON'T MIX THAT UP WITH THE WORD
-KACHKKEN- WHICH IS USED IN THE -SCHWITZERDEUTSCH- NOT TO BE MIXED UP WITH OUR
COURSE CALLED - LEARNING SWITSCHERDEUTSCH-......     THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT COZ
WHEN YOU MIX THE MEANING OF THE WORDS YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE
WHOLE LANGUAGE......           WELL    I THINK THAT'S ENUFF FOR THIS
LESSON......  SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN THE SECOND PART OF MY COURSE WHERE YOU WILL
LEARN THE OTHER MOST IMPORTANT WORDS IN THIS  LANGUAGE AND I PROMISE THAT YOU
WILL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND POEMS FROM ALL THE IMPORTANT AUTHORS AFTER PART
2344......                         WELL.....     RIGHT NOW I'M STARTING TO GET
OUT OF IDEAAAES.....        HMMM.... IT'S TIME THAT ZOOLON RETURNS WITH THE
PIZZA..... (YOU KNOW.... HE'S ONLY ONE OF MY SLAVES!!!!   HE HE!!)          SO
DUDES       WHAT SHOULD I TALK ABOUT NOW........         WELL.....     WOW.....
THE PIZZA!!!!! YEAH!!!!!  .....         YOOO GREAT TASTE....          ZOOLON
JUST LEFT AND I WILL CODE ON MY DEMO NOW....     BYE!!!!